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About Me

i have a giant sack of blush wine in my refrigerator (formerly in a box).
i can dance, and will do so at the slightest provocation.
i enjoy singing along to the grocery store soundtrack. "break free, break from the chains!"

My Interests

i love to sing-a, about the moon-a and the june-a and the spring-a.

I'd like to meet:

people who have central air and love houseguests.

Meet James Ensor... Belgium's famous painter! He lost all his friends, he didn't need his friends. He lived with his mother and repeated himself. Dig him up and shake his hand, appreciate the man.

Music:

is fucking sweet.

Movies:

i can recite along with beetlejuice, who framed roger rabbit?, the wizard of oz, annie, a christmas story, goodfellas, orgazmo, and wet hot american summer. do i look like ruth buzzi standing here?

Television:

i watch a lot of simpsons on dvd.

Books:

"if i wanted to read, i'd go to school" - butthead
i am currently reading catch-22, the dear prudence column on slate.com, and the harry potter series (at erin's request).

Heroes:

dorothy parker. oscar wilde. virginia woolf. chrissie hynde.
the men "church of logic, sin, and love"
shoes, betch

My Blog

New Rules

Originally formulated as Rules for Drivers, they can be applied to any other situation as well. 1. Don't be a dick. 2. Pay fucking attention. That is all.
Posted by MyPersona on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 04:22:00 PST

Domesticity

How to get a drink of water at my home:1. Turn cold water on full blast.2. Wait for all brown coloring and rust deposits to come out and the water to run clear. 3. Run water another thirty seconds jus...
Posted by MyPersona on Tue, 15 May 2007 01:05:00 PST

Take Your WHAT to Work Day?!?

I got a little heartburn this morning when I heard a radio DJ mention that there were children running all over the studio because it's "Take Your Kid to Work Day."NO... I'm sorry. It's not fucking t...
Posted by MyPersona on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 01:52:00 PST

What kind of music do old people make out to?

Before I even get started, yes, I realize my title is grammatically incorrect. One should never end a sentence with a preposition. But the correct version would be "To what kind of music do old people...
Posted by MyPersona on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 11:07:00 PST

Important Observations from 2006's Concerts

i'm doing this for you... and because my ten-page paper is due in twelve hours.1. Roger Daltrey is ripped.2. Despite years of rehab, C.C. DeVille still cannot identify the proper point at which to rip...
Posted by MyPersona on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 10:05:00 PST

inspired by...

... McSweeney's Lists. (Also, I just like lists.) Things I Should Have Said to the Old, Bitchy, Four-and-a-Half-Foot-Tall Lady at My Work When She Asked Me if I Was Gaining Weight: Do you think ...
Posted by MyPersona on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 01:15:00 PST

L.A.W.

21 questions about the 1st person in your top friends. 1) What's their name?lindsay anne welsh 2).Do you trust them?well she still tells my parents things i don't necessarily want them to know. but,...
Posted by MyPersona on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 03:17:00 PST

terribly amusing

Natalie is just a prude teaseNatalie is a little different.Natalie is good and I loved her, but she's not the best you can find.Natalie is currently on the cover of Vogue Australia and she looks absol...
Posted by MyPersona on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 06:54:00 PST

so i guess no one passed third grade english

so i go to www.theonion.com where i am faced with a giant advertisement for the new sony dvd release of monty python's holy grail.... and in huge letters it says "IT'S NAME IS LEGENDARY..."OH MY GOD ...
Posted by MyPersona on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 01:25:00 PST

10 Things I Hate About Work.

10. You get the same kind of "demerit" for being 2 minutes late as you do for being 5 hours late. 9. People with hair longer than shoulder length have to pull it back, which is causing unprecedented b...
Posted by MyPersona on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 03:15:00 PST