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Lazlo Panaflex

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About Me

I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.When youre different, people fear you. Look at Michael Jackson.Sometimes you have to be a bigot to be bigger than the big bigots.

My Interests

Originally "White Jesus Conspiracy" now turned "Black Santa Movement" !!!

Music:

It's hard to imagine a world without music...Although I'm sure we'd get use to it after a while. The Stones, The Rolling Who, Bi Jovi, Queens of leon, and of course the Portishead cover band Tortoisehead

Movies:

Drive by Miss Daisy, Kramer vs Predator, Playmate of the Apes, A Beautifil Behind, Diddle-her on the Roof, A Rear and Present Danger Flashpants: Cop a Feeling and of course Butch Lesbian and the Lapdance Kid. I tried to rent waiting to exhale the other day but they didn't have it... They put me on the waiting list but said "dont hold your breath"

Television:

Yes I have one but it's not very good. I Mainly use it for watching Ally Mcfeel or Dawsons Crack (probably the most significant television event since Quantum Leap ..and I dont say that lightly)

Books:

Im one of the few people who have written more books than they have read.

Heroes:

My greatest influence has always been myself. Im essentially a loner - out there pushing back the boundaries of the fantastique, trying to raise the level of human consciousness. Im often amazed by my own innovations, which can lead to excessive hero-worship at times. But Ive learned to relax about myself and move on. Other than that, I do like Rod Hull. At least he will be at peace now, on account of being dead.