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DAN.C.E.

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About Me

I'm Dan and like most people I like food, music, sex and people (not necessarily in that order). I quite like Rudyard Kipling too (he makes exceedingly good cakes) IF..... IF you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or being lied about, don't deal in lies, Or being hated, don't give way to hating, And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise: If you can dream - and not make dreams your master; If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim; If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two impostors just the same; If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken, And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:If you can make one heap of all your winnings And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss, And lose, and start again at your beginnings And never breathe a word about your loss; If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew To serve your turn long after they are gone, And so hold on when there is nothing in you Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, ' Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch, if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you, If all men count with you, but none too much; If you can fill the unforgiving minute With sixty seconds' worth of distance run, Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it, And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!

My Interests

Festivals, music, buildings/architecture, food, girls - they're beautiful aren't they!? ..looking through the other end of the telescope.

I'd like to meet:

IF.. there's anyone out there that would like to do my dissertation I'd really like to meet them.

Music:

Many people say they couldn’t live without it, do me a favour! you couldn’t live without food and water…and the beat goes on...

Television:

It's not easy being green, Ray Mears, shameless, phoenix nights, peep show, office, fast show, grand design, The River Cottage. As good as it gets, dumb and dumber, goodfellas, McVicar, raging bull, City of Cod, The Departed, The Summer of Love, Elf, The Snowman, Brokeback Mountain

Books:

Mr Nice,Peter & Jane series, Billy blue hat, the 1987 A-team Annual (with audio tape), Wind in the Willows, Redemption Song - Joe Strummer biography, The Painted Bird, Survivor, The Game,

Heroes:

Sam The Knock(er), Mo Mowlem, my mum - she's brilliant. my little sister - she's written to me more than anyone since i've been here and sent me dvd's and books and just basically been a better sister in the last 3 months than I've been a brother in my life. Zane Lowe for having a great appreciation of nearly everything and quite literally 'digging' my bandana whilst he bravely foiled my 'friends' feeble attempts at mocking me. Jamie Oliver -although sometimes a little annoying - for fighting for what he believes in - my school dinners were beyond shit. Essentially being an anomoly in terms of celebrity role-models and not letting the money completely ruin his life as it appears to do to most people. I just remember the 1st episode of school dinners and he broke down at the end of it and said: 'i've been a shit dad, a shit husband and a shit chef' and he really meant it. I wanted to take him in my manly arms and tell him I forgive him for selling out to Strangely's and doing shit adverts and that all is forgiven. Knowing my luck in the not to distant future he'll probably be plastered all over the front pages of the News of the World: Jamie in sunday roast scandal with Anthony Worral Thompson and Ainsley Harriet - effectively their terrestrial tv careers would be over but there me be an opportunity on a gay porn channel with 'can't fuck won't fuck' er I think I may have gone slightly off-piste with heroes.....

My Blog

My ideal job..

I'd like to be some sort of sexual therapist for the rich, famous and exceptionally good looking. In the unlikely event that I don't find employment in this particular field I'll have to get a bit mor...
Posted by DAN.C.E. on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 02:39:00 PST

Hero:

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Posted by DAN.C.E. on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 02:30:00 PST