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stephan

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything

About Me

i was born on a ping pong table with a bottle of wine in my hand. not chinese olympic ping pong or anything, but they call me "el embrion." i live for a proper cup of tea and some toast, and i make sure to take naps whenever i can. i think i will only drink champagne from now on, and i think life is quite short. i hate paintings of ducks and most all duck paraphanalia, including duck carvings, nick nacks, and paintings of peaceful lake settings with or without ducks for that matter, and umbrellas with duck head handles make me want to puke. i hate brown leather belts with gold buckles, and anything related to golf. i have a shoe collection, a wine collection, and not much makes me happier than a juicy rib eye steak and a bottle of claret, cold from the cellar. i like to run around and kick a ball into a goal now and then, (ponga huevo papa) or at least prevent the guys in the different coloured shirts from kicking it in mine. this is good therapy i think. i wish i lived in spain and had a winery and could swim in a river on hot summer days and eat sweet fruit in the sun. i love europe and i love the feeling i get when i hear my boots clicking on cobblestones. i don't think i could kill a lamb unless i was really quite hungry.... maybe i'd make cheese from the milk instead....

My Interests

I drink bordeaux and rhone wines all the fucking time. barolo and bandol are a big hit with me lately as well. i like to eat well when i do this, obviously. i'm down for the gourmet shit, but am not above anything, although a 7-11 has nothing i want inside. i have a great intrest in visiting hot springs and swimming in fresh water. i love cooking and eating food. i'm back to argentina in september 06 after spending the summer months in berlin. the world cup was one of the most satisfying i've ever followed, and germany getting third place was perfect in retrospect.... oh what good times were had by all.

I'd like to meet:

quiero comprar un camper van... un VW transporter en argentina. quisiera conocer gente con quien puedo tomar/hablar sobre el vino. soy fanatico de los vinos. quien tiene una copa vacia? quien tiene el sabor por un buen malbec? quiero vender vino argentino en otros paises. por ejemplo en los EEUU y en alemania. gente de las bodegas, gente en el negocio. estoy emocionado visitar partes occidentales de argentina. quisiera viajar en coche a las aguas termicas del norte en salta o jujuy hasta mendoza. me encanta nadar en rios y comer frutas. creo que voy a comprar un coche. alguien tiene coche? tambien me gusta aprender bailar tango. estoy en el proceso de aprender jugar futbol, me encanta jugar. me siento muuuy bien despues de los deportes, y en mi edad tengo que hacer algo. alguien tiene una pileta para nadar?? i would like to meet people who brew beer, make wine, distil brandy, play music or do anything with their hands/ minds. people from different countries.

Music:


anything that makes me wanna dance like nicholas cage in "wild at heart." beck, interpol, joy division, bauhaus, calexico, colder, conet project, earlimart, electric six, elbow, erland oye, zappa, husker du, jesus and mary chain, john prine, kraftwerk, lou reed, magnetic fields, method man, ministry, mogwai, muddy waters, my bloody valentine, new order, otis rush, nasty blues in general, pulp, raekwon, stereolab, ween, weezer, white stripes, and although country music generally makes me want to squirt gasoline onto whatever is playing it and set it on fire while beating on it with a baseball bat, i love the dead.

Movies:

art fag movies can be good, and so can hollywood bullshit movies. i love european cinema except the french films.

Television:

i watch deutsche welle.

Books:

my two alltime favorite books for sheer escapist romantic literary brilliance are "death in the afternoon" by ernest hemingway, and "the log from the sea of cortez" by john steinbeck. i'm fairly make that completely to the point of being a dick- eurocentric, and a history buff.

Heroes:

ernest hemingway, john steinbeck, juergen klinnsman, zinedine zidane, jerry garcia, fidel castro, erwin rommel, and yes still zidane.

My Blog

1-0 in dortmund, madness ensued after the goal that shot germany into the next round...madness

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Posted by stephanito on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 01:16:00 PST

gayness question

if i enjoy a morrisey song, does that mean i'm gay?
Posted by stephanito on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 02:25:00 PST

things that suck donkey balls.

having your commercial jet with 300 people on it CATCH FIRE after takeoff and having to return to the airport. (on your way to the WORLD CUP) enjoying 7 hours of incompetent airline staff at the ...
Posted by stephanito on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 08:24:00 PST

warning to israel

ohhh kaaayyyy. well the past 10 of 12 days has been a blooming london drizzley shite of a crap rain. fucking bollocks. entrer cafayate.... andean town, wine town, charming as hell 1800 metres above se...
Posted by stephanito on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 12:55:00 PST

shit attack... day 3

well day three of the shits here in mendoza began with me shitting myself in bed. luckily this hot shit woke me up and i got out of bed before the liquid shit could soak through my johnnys and get the...
Posted by stephanito on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 07:29:00 PST

latin america

latin america is some weird shit man. i'm not entirely sure where i'm going with this, but as much as i love the lifestyle, it is glaringly apparent to me whenever i'm say at a party, or with heaps of...
Posted by stephanito on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 11:38:00 PST