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About Me

♥Free wine insulting.
♥Give me a down comforter and 800+ count (preferably cold) sheets and I'm yours.
♥I wish it was Autumn all year long.
♥I don't have many friends.
♥Except my cat, but he's too busy making other friends.
♥I can rap the entire Notorious BIG "Hypnotize" song.
♥I floss my teeth in my car.
♥Not a big fan of sourdough bread.
♥I'm starting to realize that Toffuti Cuties are from Heaven.
♥Men always give me gifts after I break up with them.
♥I put lotion on my feet every day.
♥I like black nailpolish sometimes. Sometimes I like pink.
♥Old people bother me.
♥I play Quarters with $10 bills.
♥My natural hair color is dirty blonde. And I get it dyed blonder. Nifty huh?
♥Ambien + Nyquil = a very happy, sleepy Kara.
♥I like to buy new pens from Staples.
♥I attract dorks and old men.
♥You'll hardly ever catch me listening to the radio.
♥My iPod is 99.9% of the time on shuffle.
♥I might have A.D.D. (maybe)
♥I'm labeled as an insomniac by my Dr.
♥It's important for you to read up on my nemesis.
♥I absolutely hate the smell of bacon cooking.
♥I hate eggs too.
♥I've been known to smoke cigars.
♥I love my high heels as much as I love my Chuck Taylors.
♥I'm popular in most cities across the US.
♥There's nothing like a new tube of lipstick.
♥I'm allergic to tetrasodium pyrophosphate.
♥I have a great selection of music.
♥My mom says I need to get married.
♥I'm a legend.

I know workin' yo' turf makes mo' a the ching-ching fo' the bling-bling

The difference in actual skill and ability and intelligence between those who succeed and those who fail is usually neither wide nor striking. But if women are nearly equally matched, the woman who is enthusiastic will find the scales tipped in her favor. Primarily, enthusiasm means believing in your work and loving it. To an enthusiastic woman, her work is always part play, no matter how hard and demanding it is. F. E. Williamson

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
♦It's really hard to walk in a single woman's shoes -- that's why you sometimes need really special shoes♦
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

1 out of 3 wouldn't be bad.

Someone that will play Juicy Couture Monopoly with me

..Any true gangsta.

Music:

I sing real good in my car.

This is one of my most favoritest things...

And, shame on you if you don't know who this man is...

..

Movies:

Finding Neverland, Snatch, Lost In Translation, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Garden State, Napoleon Dynamite, Billy Madison, Funny Face, Roman Holiday, Serendipity, Boiler Room, The Wizard of Oz, Down With Love, Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events, Harry Potter, Edward Scissorhands, Almost Famous, Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind and Pirates of The Caribbean, Little Miss Sunshine

Television:

I'm pretty excited the Style channel was just added to Direct TV. So, other than The Style channel, The Office, Simply Wine with Andrea Immer, NapaStyle, the OC, Project Runway, I love those dumb Food Network Challenge shows. I get so nervous when they move their pieces to the judging tables. I pee my pants a little. Anything on A&E and the Discovery Health show - even though sometimes I faint watching some of that stuff. Blood. Ew.

Books:

The Bible, The Little Red Book on Selling by Jeffery Gitomer, A Return to Love: Reflections on the Principles of "A Course in Miracles by Marianne Williamson, Attitude 101, Leadership 101 and Relationships 101 by John Maxwell, The 8th Habit: From Effectiveness to Greatness by Stephen Covey.

Heroes:

Jack Hanna. And Phil. I only say Phil because he paid me money to put him as my "hero". I really don't think he's my hero tho.

RIP Bob Ross

My Blog

I was almost offended today

So on my way into work today a U.S. Foodservice semi truck passed me at the Betteravia and Broadway intersection. Pasted across the side of the semi was their motto: "Enjoy life, eat out more of...
Posted by K-Dazzle on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 12:51:00 PST

Notes from the Universe

Jamie, thank you so much for turning me onto these things... Everyday I get my little "note from the universe". And they make me happy. And my note today is like spot on. ..> ..> Actuall...
Posted by K-Dazzle on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 10:27:00 PST

I’m sure you all noticed my birthday is approaching

And I don't care what anyone says, I'm planning my own birthday dinner just like last year. And there will be just as much wine as last year... hopefully more (not sure how that emote thin...
Posted by K-Dazzle on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 04:36:00 PST

M&Ms don’t help

I kinda thought all the fancy colored deliciousness would help today It didn't. I miss my kitty :( :(
Posted by K-Dazzle on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 01:47:00 PST

Over Qualified

Mmm bloggling. Being over qualified for work on the Central Coast is neeeeeat. What the crap kind of work do you people do here? Doesn't anyone have good paying jobs? Challengi...
Posted by K-Dazzle on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 11:57:00 PST

Lesbians in Hawaii

I think now's the time I make my move to Hawaii, become a lesbian and raise 40 hairless cats. Who's coming with me?
Posted by K-Dazzle on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 08:09:00 PST

Old Men on Motorcycles

Always over exaggerate their turns. It bothers me. Lots. And wtf is up with all the antennas too? Like they're using radars and stuff to track aliens. Seriously, stop it.
Posted by K-Dazzle on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 11:16:00 PST

I need Dr. House

If there was such a human... I'd need Dr. House. That guy can figure out what's wrong with anyone. He's pretty much the bestest at what he does. But since he's a fictional character...
Posted by K-Dazzle on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 12:06:00 PST

My Christmas Wish List (with pictures)

I know you all have been dying to know what to get me for Christmas. I thought I'd help you out and just leave a list here for you. If you've purchased the item, please inform everyone her...
Posted by K-Dazzle on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 09:38:00 PST

6 years old

I want to be 6 years old again. Things were way better back then. I just had to worry about where I last left my Barbie dolls. This whole adult thing is tough. Relations...
Posted by K-Dazzle on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 08:12:00 PST