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Ashlock

Carpe Diem....Sieze the Carp?

About Me

I love long moonlit walks on the beach...holding that special someone...and gettin so shit-faced drunk that one is unable to distinguish between her and the next girl...HAHAHAHA


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QUOTES FROM FRIENDS..."When it come to sex, im like an asian with a fuckin Rubicks cube" - WILL "Someone just rang the door knob" - Christine "It's St. Pattys Day, our mission: drink till were drunk, drink till we puke, get our bitch asses up and drink again" - DON

My Interests


You Are Corona
You don't drink for the love of beer. You drink to get drunk.
You prefer a very light, very smooth beer. A beer that's hardly a beer at all.
And while you make not like the taste of beer, you like the feeling of being drunk.
You drink early and often. Sometimes with friends. Sometimes alone. All the party needs is you! What's Your Beer Personality?ALSO MY VIDEO GAMES...

I'd like to meet:

THIS IS FOR WILL!!!!!THIS IS FOR DON... THANK GOD U NEVER SCREAM LIKE THIS KID, NO MATTER HOW HARD WE HIT YOU...Fat kid being shot with paintball gun

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Music:

Anything and everything...

Television:

FAMILY GUY, SIMPSONS, FUTURAMMA, SOUTH PARK, AND SOME OTHER STUFF...

Books:

I have read more books than Will has drank alcohol... well maybe nnot that much but at least more than Don

Heroes:

HOMER SIMPSON, PETER GRIFFEN, STEWIE GRIFFEN, and of course STEVE STIFFLER