"I like noise. I like big-ass vicious noise that makes my head spin. I wanna feel it whipping through me like a fucking jolt. We're so dilapidated and crushed by our pathetic existence we need it like a fix." -- Steve Albini
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The Birthday Party, Chrome Cranks, Murder City Devils, The Cramps, Stooges, Poison 13, Tom Waits, David Bowie, Melvins, Oxbow, Unsane, Jesus Lizard, Dwarves, Johnny Cash, Big Black, Neil Young, Motorhead, Scratch Acid, Bauhaus, Pussy Galore, Television, Fantomas, Mudhoney, AC/DC, Dirtbombs, Johnny Thunders, 13th Floor Elevators, Burmese, Gories, Swans, Joy Division, Hank Sr., Cherubs, Dead Kennedys, the original Misfits, New York Dolls, Gun Club, Chrome/Helios Creed, Babes in Toyland, Skullflower, MF Doom, Slayer, Totimoshi, Karp, Wu Tang, Come, Sonic Youth, Didjits, Lydia Lunch, Oblivians, DMBQ, Pixies, GG Allin, Mark Lanegan, Scott Biram, Gorch Fock, Flipper, Nation of Ulysses, Butthole Surfers, Crash Worship, Neurosis, Anal Cunt, Royal Trux, Geto Boys, Alien Sex Fiend, Can, Billy Childish, Honeymoon Killers, Germs, Unholy Swill, Guitar Wolf, Halo of Flies, Man is the Bastard, Palace Brothers, T Rex, Flat Duo Jets, Botch, Merzbow, Poison Idea, Boris, Magrudergrind, Spacemen 3, etc. etc. Effective immediately: I will no longer accept requests from bands that do not kick ass!! Please take a look above if you have to wonder what "kick ass" means.
Rock n' Roll High School, Nightmare Before Christmas, Audition, Repo Man, Freaks, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, True Grit, Ichi the Killer, Amores Perros, Devils Rejects, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Dead Man, Clerks, Ed Wood, Le Haine, Taxi Driver, Vulgar, Fight Club, Death to Smoochy, Big Fish, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Man Bites Dog, Hated, Sleepy Hollow, 1991 the Year Punk Broke, Coffee and Cigarettes, I'm Gonna Git You Sucka, Apocalypse Now, Requiem for a Dream, House of 1000 Corpses, Blue Velvet, Jesus' Son, Lost Highway, Tetsuo the Iron Man, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane, Down By Law, Reform School Girls, CB4, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Evil Dead, New York Doll, The Jerk, The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, Gummo, Buffalo '66, Ghost Dog, Richard Kern movies, stupid horror movies, lots of porn, and those midafternoon action/sexploitation movies on Telemundo. My new favorite movie is Wild Zero, starring Guitar Wolf!
The Simpsons, ATHF, Chappelle's Show, Family Guy, Venture Bros., Metalocalypse, Human Weapon
Everything by Lester Bangs, Please Kill Me, Geek Love, everything by Hubert Selby Jr., Do I Come Here Often?, You Can't Win, Let It Blurt, Armed to the Teeth With Lipstick, The Consumer by M. Gira, Dog Eat Dog by Edward Bunker, Hunter Thompson, Chuck Pahlaniuk, Jim Goad, Steven Jesse Bernstein, Chuck Klossterman, Harry Crews, Ultra Gash Inferno by Suehiro Maruo, Garth Ennis, Warren Ellis, Boyd Rice, The Roaches Have No King, music history/biographies, books about circus & carnival sideshows, and any photography book with naked chicks in it.
Lester Bangs, Tony Clifton, Wendy O. Williams