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Mellissa

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About Me

I'm married to the most wonderful man alive who keeps me strong when times get rough and loves me no matter what. I work for a hospital prison. It's depressing at times, but that steady paycheck keeps me going.

My Interests

my wonderful ultra sexy adorable thoughtful caring husband who I adore and love with all my heart FOR-EV-ER!!! My puppies who I love even tho they are spoiled brats.

I'd like to meet:

Whoever made this video. They are my hero!

I *heart* James Spader. He's my #1 celeb crush.

Music:

Incubus, KORN, HIM, Seether, Slipknot, Michale Buble, Sevendust, Stone Sour, No Doubt, Metallica, Linkin Park, Tori Amos, 50 Cent, Audiovent, John Mayer, Hoobastank, Evanescence, Garbage, Enigma, A Perfect Circle, Dr. Dre, Alicia Keys, Disturbed, Static X, Audioslave, Eminem, Nirvana, Breaking Benjamins, Smashing Pumpkins, Chevelle, Alice in Chains, Dave Matthews Band, Joe Satrani, Marylin Manson, Frank Sinatra, Sublime, Guns N Roses, Jason Mraz, ZZ Top, Staind, Sarah McLachlan

Movies:

Austin Powers, James Bond movies, Wizard of Oz, Legally Blonde, Napoleon Dynamite, Office Space, Nightmare before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Family Guy Movie Create or get your
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Television:

Boston Legal, The Office, My name is Earl, Will and Grace, Friends, That 70's Show, South Park, Family Guy, Scrubs, Heroes

Books:

I read Rachel Ray cookbooks about 6PM when I am hungry and too poor to go grab something.

Heroes:

My husband = ) Catie and Annie

My Blog

An amazing sighting

I turned on the TV this morning and the first image on the screen was an alligator in a t-shirt on a fishing show sponsored by WalMart. Think on that one for a while.
Posted by Mellissa on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 11:39:00 PST

"Not a Body Wash"

Because I'm not Martha Stewart, I like the easy way out of cleaning my house. I own a roomba so I don't have to vacuum and a dishwasher that does most of my dishes. I even have a self cleaning oven....
Posted by Mellissa on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:38:00 PST

CORE corn and black bean relish

1 16oz. can of black beans1 c. frozen corn kernels, thawed1 bunch green onions, minced1 sm bunch cilantro, chopped2 tomatoes, seeded and diced1/4 c. lemon juicesalt & pepper to tasteMix all of the ing...
Posted by Mellissa on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 06:53:00 PST

BJ's pizookies are the greatest!

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Posted by Mellissa on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 10:02:00 PST

This is a way to get the cops to stop chasing you!

Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis. Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police,...
Posted by Mellissa on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 12:11:00 PST

SOmeone wrote this about me I think...How I feel about myself...

This isn't my own writing, I have included the website where I borrowed it from. It seriouly feels like this girl wrote what I have felt all my life with one minor exception. Dave loves me for who I a...
Posted by Mellissa on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 10:54:00 PST

So now we're "required" to carry condoms???

Ok this may be taking it a little too far, but all in all still a good idea.... Town May Make Carrying Condoms Mandatory By SERGIO DE LEON, Associated Press Writer 40 minutes ago BOGOTA, Colom...
Posted by Mellissa on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 12:06:00 PST

People can be so dumb

Heat Gun Wins Wacky Warning Label Contest By Associated Press 2 hours ago DETROIT - A warning that consumers shouldn't use a heat gun that produces temperatures of 1,000 degrees as a hairdryer ...
Posted by Mellissa on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 02:12:00 PST

Why shouldn't kids be allowed to eat lead???

FDA Moves to Decrease Lead in Candy By Associated Press 6 hours ago WASHINGTON - The FDA proposed Thursday a stricter recommended limit on the amount of lead, a highly toxic metal, allowable in c...
Posted by Mellissa on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 01:38:00 PST

Santa almost died yesterday

Santa Collapses In Front Of 750 Ohio Children 60-Year-Old Man Playing Claus Taken To Hospital POSTED: 12:41 pm EST December 22, 2005 HUBBARD, Ohio -- A man playing Santa collapsed in front of a...
Posted by Mellissa on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 11:23:00 PST