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skabz666

About Me

mothra makes me wet in the pants. *wink*

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

people who: think they are special, have equal penis size as me, don't mind a dead hooker every now and then and don't mind driving me to upstate new york to dump the dead body, don't mind a smelly blanket, don't ask about the massive amount of tissues in the garbage can in my room, have been caught masturbating by a friend or loved one, cry in the shower while eating a wet newspaper, have masturbated to Quark the Ferengi at least once, have thought about building a dildo with Legos, like to share their "accidental" poop stories, have vomited more than 2 different colors in one day... you know.. normal people. ..

Music:

Opeth, Shadows Fall, Lamb of God, Metallica, Megadeth, Hatebreed, Agnostic Front, Bleeding Through, Katatonia

Movies:

Dumb and Dumber, Lost In Translation, Anchorman