Asian Reporter Tricia Takanawa

About Me

Psychopathic, paranoid schizo, likes to pick flowers in the cemetary,romantic, I like to harm small woodland creatures and tie them up in chairs and play tea party with them. A definite people person. I like the smell of Formaldahyde in the morning. I mail letters with the stamp upside down. I always leave the toilet seat up and piss all over the seat. LA RESISTANCE! I'm one of those people that constantly sings annoying songs that gets stuck in your head the whole day (earworm). I'm working on being a pirate. I like to play piano in the nude on sundays in church. God understand me better that way. I work part time at my local starbucks where I give them that special Latte for all those hardworking corporate folks (yuppies). I swim around in the ocean leaving a fine yellow stream so if I get lost I can find my way home. I also like collecting strands of hair and stalk people from time to time only when I don't have to sell myself for food on the street.

My Interests

Anything that involves drinking. Anything that involves drugs.

I'd like to meet:

that are total idiots. I want to be just like them. Girls the ditzier the better. Damn girl you know you hot. People in wheelchairs, quadropalegics, past Jeopardy contestants, people from old 80s TV shows. If your Macgyver. The cast of 90210. Mimes. People who play the accordian, women with really bad teeth, vegans, communists, and girls who spit, women that don't shave, people who dress there dogs up, people who style their dogs hair, yuppies, alcoholics, nice people, hookers, strangers with candy, guys who get laid in vans, hippies, ex hippies, pot smokers, pot growers, people who shoot black tar heroin, Greenpeace members, aggressive scientologists, panda lovers, people who watch Xfiles and dress up as Kilingons Bak Tak Mak Sho, big bootied asian girls, homeless white people, DJ's that spin pop music, Tech geeks, Mao, Confucius, Bruce Lee's teacher, Ghetto people, people that hunt deer, people who go skeet shooting, people who build choppers, people who dress up as clowns, and the person reading this.

Music:

In no Particular order, DJ Shadow, Jedi Mind Tricks, Blackalicious, The Beastie Boys, Talib Kweli, Kanye West, Jay-Z, Nas, Al Green, A Tribe Called Quest, Aaliyah, 311, Bjork, Bon Jovi, Deftones, Evanescence, Wu Tang Clan, Linkin Park, Lenny Williams, Earth, Wind and Fire, Lost Boyz, Mobb Deep, The Neptunes, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Shivaree, Sean Paul, Green Day, Rage Against the Machine, Weezer, Cake, Dr Dre, BIG, Tupac, Soundtracks to movies, Old School Hip Hop, a little bit of everything.

Movies:

Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Ferris Beuller's Day Off, Matrix, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, The Army of Darkness, Fist of Legends, Drunken Master 2, Once Upon a Time in China 1-4, John Woo movies like the Killer, A Better Tomorrow 1 and 2, Dark City, Seven, Gattica, Fight Club, 12 Monkeys, Finding Nemo, Monsters Inc, Office Space, Road to Perdition, Reservoir Dogs, Predator, Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, American History X, The Shawshank Redemption, Rocky 1-5, Indiana Jones, X-Men 1-2, and....

Television:

Conan O'brian, Lamb Chops Play Along, Romper Room, old episodes of Boston Common, Ghost Hunters, American Chopper, The Family Guy, The Simpsons, Futurama, The Weather Channel, NY1, Channels with snow during the winter, Channels with women showing their ankles, Dogs and Cats acting like people, X-files, Star Trek TNG and DSN, Smallville, Inside the Actor's Studio, Sportscenter, Crack whores in action, Adult Swim, Food Network, IFC, all those neato reality shows, Spike TV, anything with hot asian girls mud wrestling,