I'm one of those "Frozen Icicle" types. Cold as a frozen icicle, it's true. I once pulled over to the side of the highway just to ask a hitchhiker to die. When he refused, I backed up and accelerated over him. I won't announce which highway this was. Fortunately, so many dead hitchhikers are found on the shoulder of the highway every year, they're literally untraceable. It's expected. Hell, it's practically legal!
I'm someone that can't be held down. I can't be held down by obligations, that is. I can be held down with heavy steel chain. But I prefer not to be.Interests: Invisible friends; No account children; Deadbeat Dads; Memory LossHobbies: Dropping bricks off highway bridges; Sleeping on lawns; Rotting clothesI guess I'm one of those left brained, type B personalities, you know, the kind that think the glass is half hallucination. Jeez, the other day I tried to order a glass of water at a local franchise. The bill was more than thirty dollars! Rather than argue about some cashier's inexperience (fuckin' teenagers!), I paid it and went on my way. I didn't even take the water. I left it on the counter to spite them! They'll see if they ever get my patronage again! Next time I'll demand a manager!What do I expect from this website? A strong, loyal following of uneducated thugs, hopeless criminals, and incorrigible offenders will come to depend on my guidance, my direction. I want to build an army, a legion of cutthroats, ready to pounce on anyone that dare reveal their back. I'm a lonely guy. I need friends in the worst, most lethal way.
Click here to view Surviving Dirk's website
Surviving Dirk Teaser
. ..
