This is going to be more of a "What I Like/What Turns Me On" list: Tattoos and piercings (I currently have 4 tattoos and 5 piercings), corsets, shaved heads, boots, braces, flight jackets, smashing "The State", an open mind, Angelina Jolie, patchouli oil, someone who is able to hold intellectual conversation about topics such as politics, art and music, a good show with a good pit.
I'd like to meet:
What don't you people understand about the word "LESBIAN"? Apparently a lot, so I am going to lay it out nice and simple for you.
DO NOT ADD ME IF YOU MEET ANY OF THE FOLLOWING CONDITIONS!
You are some random band. Chances are you suck and I wouldn't like your music if I could hear it. So thank the good Lord I can't. Now go away. (P.S. Bands I know are okay.)
You are simply trying to up your friend count.
You are a guy and you think I am "hot", "hott", "hawt", or any other variation meaning that you wish to have sexual relations with me. Chances are that you are ugly and have a really small penis so even if I were straight and looking to fuck someone, it wouldn't be you. Go away, perv.
You are a girl and you think I am "hot", "hott", "hawt", or any other variation meaning that you wish to have sexual relations with me. Again, chances are it ain't gonna happen.
You are hoping to score naked pictures of me. Sorry, you only get those if you pay and chances are you couldn't afford me anyway.
You hate anyone based on their skin color, race, religion, creed, gender, gender identity or sexual identity. All rascists, fascists, sexists, homophobics, transphobics, fencewalkers and sympathizers can fuck off! I don't tolerate that fucking shit!
Now, you can still add me if you think I am cute, but please remember that there is a person behind the face (I know, shocking, isn't it?) and that person has feelings and likes and dislikes. I have listed some of those likes and dislikes on here. If you feel that we have something in common, by all means, friend away. But I WILL NOT TOLERATE those that refuse to see me as a nothing more then a sex object.
Music:
Music is my life. It has been my tears when I could not cry and the blood I have spilt in place of my own... A Perfect Circle , Ani DiFranco , And One, Apoptygma Berzerk , Bad Religion , The Beatles , Bush , Cock Sparrer , The Cure , Dead Kennedys , Depeche Mode , Dr. Ring-Ding , Dropkick Murphys , Eli , Five Iron Frenzy (R.I.P.), Flogging Molly , FTC , Gina Young , Green Day , Inspecter 7/ Hub City Stompers , Johnny Cash , King Django , KMFDM , Lars and the Bastards , Le Tigre / Bikini Kill , Marilyn Manson , mewithoutYou , Midnight Creeps , Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Mindless Self Indulgence , NIN , Nirvana (R.I.P. Kurt Cobain), No Doubt , Our Lady Peace , Pietasters , Polarboy (R.I.P.), Project Pitchfork , Queen (R.I.P. Freddie Mercury), Rancid , Rasputina , Richard Cheese , Seabound , Sham 69 , The Slackers , Smashing Pumpkins (R.I.P.), Sublime (R.I.P.), Switchfoot , System of A Down , Tenacious D , Tori Amos , The Transplants , VNV Nation , :wumpscut: , Zwan...Wow, I think that about covers it, but I know I am leaving someone out.
I also just realized that I like a lot of dead bands. It's kind of depressing.
Movies:
"Girl, Interrupted" (or pretty much any movie with Angelina Jolie in it), "A Clockwork Orange", "Spirited Away", "Nightmare Before Christmas", "Dogma", "American Beauty", "Kill Bill: Vol. 1", "Brokedown Palace", "Trainspotting"...Too many more to list here.
Television:
"The Simpson's", "Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Angel", "Animaniacs", "ER", "Will & Grace", anything on the Discovery Channel and Discovery Health Channel, "Rurouni Kenshin"...and I have this strange obsession with reality TV shows and the psychology behind them. I think they're stupid overall, but the psychology of it all fascinates me. I also have a strange obsession with "Law & Order" and all of its spinoffs, which my friends say represents my secret love of "The State".
Books:
Anything by Franscesca Lia Block, Michael Moore, H.P. Lovecraft, Ursula K. LeGuin, Chuck Palahniuk, "The Phantom Tollbooth" by Norton Juster, "'Repent, Harlequin!' Said the Tick-Tock Man" by Harlen Ellison, "Vurt" by Jeff Noon, "Neverwhere" by Neil Gaiman, "Good Omens" by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, The Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice, "Lost Souls" by Poppy Z. Brite, "Lamb" by Christopher Moore...And I am currenetly reading a lot of Robert Heinlein and Kurt Vonnegut...Just let it suffice to say that I like a wide range of reading materials.
