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iron clad lou

[downward is heavenward].

About Me

my name is chrissy. i have a welding mask in the trunk of my car. also, you want me to take your picture. i know. ...oh and not like anyone who might ask would read this first, but yeah. the black and white stuff is ANALOGUE. ie. darkroom. no digital manipulation unless otherwise noted. like you care, anyways. pfft.

My Interests

um. my interests are as follows: photography. books. noises. art. messes, sushi, fruit rollups and also probably nothing you might have to say. ;-/ , etc.

I'd like to meet:



i would 'like to meet' no one, probably. this is really just a mistake waiting to be deleted, really probably. hmm. i just typed 'probably' twice in two consecutive sentences, and if that doesn't bother you then i 'most likely' wouldn't want to meet you. so that's that i guess.

IF YOU FUCKFACES KNEW WHAT WAS GOOD FOR YOU, YOU'D JOIN THIS GROUP. yaheard?

Music:

music...let's start with NOT your shit-assed band, so do not waste your energy and time with an attempt to friend-whore me to your band's lame-o profile. you will be DENIED. you know, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M TYPING THIS HERE BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU 'MUSICIAN' PEOPLE ARE PRETTY MUCH DOUCHEBAGS WHO WON'T EVEN READ THIS SHIT ANYWAY BEFORE YOU CLICK THE GAYO 'add friend' button. i shouldn't even bother. it makes me seem like i might have hope that you aren't all retarded with self-promotionself-promotionself-promotion.

of course i do possess my own powers of deduction and, on the off chance that i stumble across your band and don't hate you, or if you are a band that i ALREADY like maybe i will attempt to add you, and you will have the power of god in your hands with the ability to DENY ME with no mercy. see how that works? yeah... and blah blah blah insert your stereotypes here thanks.

Movies:

ohmovies...maybe later.

Television:

television? are you serious? they still have that shit!?

Books:

books. lots of them.

Heroes:

heroes includeand are pretty much limited to: harmony korine. jt leroy. helmut newton. joel peter witkin. chris burden. matthew barney. leigh bowery. david lachapelle. cindy sherman. larry clark. period. exclamation point.

My Blog

oh ps - i’m jawsome.

my vision has finally come to fruition! you know you want one.fareals.holla.chrissy i need you to incubate faster so i can make you a monster diaper bag but i need to know what kinda baby you're gonna...
Posted by iron clad lou on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 07:42:00 PST

bitch.moan..

everyone is a photographer. today, all these fucking hippies seem to think that anyone and everyone can be an artist. well guess fucking what. it's not your get out of jail free card. this is not what...
Posted by iron clad lou on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 08:04:00 PST

big delicious planet

when i'm rich and famous, i will be having them cater my life.kthxbai.
Posted by iron clad lou on Thu, 03 May 2007 01:31:00 PST

updatepants? no.

i love my job so hard. oh man. i keep waiting for it to suck, but it just won't.. and you know, it's just crazy. hoes. i also love our new car a lot.i miss home/ i am home.d:you//drove a manual [vw...
Posted by iron clad lou on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 11:17:00 PST

take a look around, check the lost and found. see if you are lost, always know the cost.

d:dear sir:it's been a year and it feels like an eternity and ten minutes at the same time.  i miss you.  you are my best friend. and i can't seem to find the words to write much else.i'll l...
Posted by iron clad lou on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 07:59:00 PST

sooooooouhhhh.

i just  deleted a bunch of 'friends'.um.good riddance.
Posted by iron clad lou on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 04:54:00 PST

YO! darkroom!

this thing better fucking happen. god fucking damnit. YO! darkroom!!! ...
Posted by iron clad lou on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 08:43:00 PST

oh, passive aggressive is the new black.

yeah anyways. sushi and fruit salad for lunch; awesome. and hum came on the musak at work. what the gay?! -fin.
Posted by iron clad lou on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 04:13:00 PST

oh dear.

rice pudding is so good.         i don't care what melissa says.       >;-c
Posted by iron clad lou on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 01:20:00 PST

are you of legal smoking age? are you a smoker? register now to win a $500 shopping spree!

i get the greatest spam email. seriously. or rather, i get the greatest spam email subject lines. i should be listing these, as davey has remarked. so here are some of the doozies. doosies? doozies....
Posted by iron clad lou on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 12:10:00 PST