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About Me

i'm a southsider. i live on the northside. i seldom get to see either because i'm a gear-jamming rolling stone with diesel in my veins and eighteen wheels under my ass. i've seen 42 states and even more cities, which is a polite way of saying "i've sat on a lot of toilets."also, i have the greatest girlfriend everrr. she's got tits, she's got curves, and she dances better than you do.

so don't hit on me.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

vigilantes, vagrants, and vagabonds. transients, truckers, and tramps. psychos, dykes, and transvestites. train hoppers. the needy, the seedy, the shady, and scumbags. real bikers. cowboys who sing sad, sad songs. gypsies and klezmers. burlesque dancers. people who have bands that my bands can play with. anyone who wants to sell me a second or third generation camaro or trans-am. future ex-girlfriends.

ps - DON'T FRIEND-WHORE ME YOU FUCK.

My Blog

in other news

a birdie dropped one on the president. http://video.aol.com/video/good-luck-or-fowl-behavior/191360 6
Posted by on Thu, 24 May 2007 22:10:00 GMT

holy crap i would so smackabitch

http://news.aol.com/topnews/articles/_a/child-ruins-monks-in tricate-sand-design/20070525093809990001#videosome mothers need to be shot on sight.
Posted by on Thu, 24 May 2007 22:09:00 GMT

Alive!

 When I watch you, I wanna do you right where you're standing (yeah)Right on the foyer, on this dark day, right in plain view (oh yeah)Of the whole ghetto. The boots stomp meadows, but we ignore ...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 15:24:00 GMT

I lost my job.

fuck US Xpress.  that accident i had last year, they said that was preventable. i have no idea how... they don't let you in on that information. and they don't include the driver in the investiga...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 13:17:00 GMT

On the Road Again... (2005)

 i'm getting back on the truck next week. if you want a postcard from some random state, leave me your address. that is all.
Posted by on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 00:23:00 GMT

the '20s was the only decade cooler than the '80s

..> From: One Day At Horrorland Date: Dec 24, 2004 02:14 PM Subject: Happy Holidays Body: Merry Christmas, Dave. Uhh... Happy New Year too. Good luck with picking a new style in the '05 ; ) ....
Posted by on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 01:39:00 GMT

arson (2004)

in that mood where you're just angry for no reason. well, i shouldn't say that. just about everyone is being petty tonight. for two nights straight one person's been accusing me of some low-brow shit....
Posted by on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 01:48:00 GMT

Leaving Chicago (2005)

I'm leaving. I'm going away to learn a new lifestyle. My first destination is Ohio. Who knows where I'll be by this weekend. Wherever the road takes me. I'm not sure exactly when I'll be back but it'l...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 08:14:00 GMT

BOYCOTT MYSPACE RECORDS (2005)

  this isn't really to make a statement or anything, myspace records is just the stupidest fucking thing i've ever heard of. but if i were making some sort of stand by telling you to boycott, i'd...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:07:00 GMT

GET YOUR SATURDAY NIGHT SIX SIX SIX FIXX

 GO TO THE 666 SHOW
Posted by on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 03:36:00 GMT