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chrisdoesnotsmell

About Me

I work at Bass Pro Outdoor World in Orlando,FL.I live in Kissimmee,FL with my wife Sarah and our 3 kids aka dogs.I listen to alot of music mostly ska and punk.I also have some guilty pleasures like Say Anything and Motion City Soundtrack.I used to go to a ton of shows but not so much any more cause I just don't have free time.

My Interests

Punk,Ska,Shows,Dogs and eating candy.

I'd like to meet:

George Bush,so I can kick him in the balls.

Music:

Link80,Blue Meanies,Mu330,Alkaline Trio,Big D,Aquabats,Rancid,The Impossibles,Cake,Reel Big Fish,Goldfinger,Atom and His Package,Suckerpunch,Gogol Bordello,The 4th Stooge (the lead singer is hot),Mike Park,Dan Potthast,The Madd Agents,Skif Dank,The Sweet Kings,Motion City Soundtrack,Panic! At The Disco,OK GO,NOFX,No Torso,Weird AL,Say Anything,Andrew WK,Suicide Machines,and a ton more.

Movies:

Suicide Kings,Fargo,Slc Punk,Wedding Singer,So I Married An Axe Murderer,A Nightmare On Elm Street,Freddy vs Jason,American Pie(all 3),Old School,Team America,Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle,Punch Drunk Love,Wedding Crashers,The 40 Year Old Virgin,Four Brothers,Grizzly Man,The X Men movies,Waiting,Everything is Illuminated,Boondock Saints,Reservoir Dogs much much more.

Television:

I watch alot of reality tv for some reason.I like sports alot as well... Espn news is always on.I watch the ufc as much as I can.I watch as much Minnesota Twins baseball as I can.

Books:

I hate fiction.I love to read but it's mostly always auto biographies and true crime.I also like humorists like Al Franken.

Heroes:

Kirby Puckett,He was awesome,I don't care what you say foo!

My Blog

I slept in today,I got up at 6am.

have a new job. I work at Bass Pro OUTDOOR WORLD. I'm working as a stocker, I go in at 5 am every morning. I have to get up at 3:30am so I can leave by 4:30. The job is pretty ok but it's fucked ...
Posted by Virus Alert! on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 06:42:00 PST

Top 10 concerts I've ever been to.

I recently attended the Rancid/Reel Big Fish show and it got me thinking how it was rare to see a show with two or three bands that you really wanna see. Most the time it seems like I get to see one ...
Posted by Virus Alert! on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 06:28:00 PST

WOW.... I hate everything.

I woke up today after a night of drinky drinky,and I must of had bad dreams or something cause I was super cranky.All I could think about was all the things that bothered me,pissed me off.I realized a...
Posted by Virus Alert! on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 07:30:00 PST

Wedding Time!

I got married Saturday Jan 14th, it was a lot of fun. It wasn't as nerve racking as I expected, I just turned off everybody, especially JT.The wedding went quick as hell, the reception was a lot of fu...
Posted by Virus Alert! on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 06:22:00 PST

If I get married again.

I'm about to get married,which is awesome.But if it was up to me we would of done it at the court house,years ago.Now it's turned into a headache that's lasted months.Making sure the band is coming,ma...
Posted by Virus Alert! on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 09:41:00 PST

I am done with bands.

I love music.I love it with a passion.Seeing bands ask for $250,$500,$800 to drive 1 to 3 hours to play at a venue in a place they've never played before is really stupid.What happened to "yeah man we...
Posted by Virus Alert! on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 07:59:00 PST