Music. The amazing combination of Peanut Butter and Chocolate. It took me a few tries to write peanut butter and chocolate cause I kept trying to write butner. Bands. Internet stuff. Rock Art Posters. Farting on people's bellies. My girlfriend can play jingle bells making the farty noises on my arm. Making fun of pop culture. Self Loathing.
I want to meet a swahili male prostitute with an elongated neck and a cum catching dinner bowl in his bottom lip. Then I want to meet a swahili translater. Then I want to pay the translater to translate me propositioning the swahili male prostitute with an elongated neck for deep throating supremacy and a cum catching dinner bowl in his bottom lip.That'd be good times.
Alkaline Trio, Iron and Wine, Pantera, Clutch, Corrosion of Conformity, Strung out, Tom Waits, The Weakerthans, Bob Dylan, Queens of the Stone Age, Helmet, Foo Fighters, Primus, Jimmie's Chicken Shack, The Get Up Kids, The Living End, Unknown Hinson, The Cure, Down, Tomahawk, Mr. Bungle, Faith No More, Fantomas, The Spitvalves, Dillinger Escape Plan, Mastodon, Jimes, Skindred, One Minute Silence, Engine Down, Johnny Cash, glassjaw, kiss, the clash, the white stripes, rage against the machine, deftones, failure, year of the rabbit, Frank Sinatra, Norah Jones, scissorfight, stone temple pilots, ac/dc, black sabbath, molly hatchet, butch walker, marvelous 3, burning airlines, all, the bouncing souls, sleepytime gorilla museum, willie nelson, kaki king, the beatles, the beach boys, sixty watt shaman, prince, morris day and the time, sly and the family stone, Tenacious D, The Police, Merle Haggard, Charlie Daniels, Simon and Garfunkel, Lamb of God, Job for a Cowboy, Goldfinger, Motorhead, Probot, The Bronx, King Crimson, Against Me!, Bonnie Prince Billy, Flogging Molly, Tom Petty, Over the Rhine, Dan Potthast, At the Drive-in, Violent Femmes, Thursday, there's a shit ton more and I really tried to come up with a lot but fuck if I can.
Dogma, Walk the Line, The Boondock Saints, Serenity, The Muppets take Manhattan, Labyrinth, The Hills have Eyes(both), Night of The Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead(both), Day of the Dead, Land of the Dead, The Fog(the original), Creepshow, Demon Knight, Zoolander, The Dukes of Hazzard, The Big Kahuna, The Spanish Prisoner, The Big Lebowski, Training Day, The Manchurian Candidate(both), Singing in the Rain, A Clockwork Orange, The Secret Window, Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Begins, Memento, Million Dollar Baby, A Perfect World, Insomnia, Mallrats, Clerks 1&2, Pulp Fiction, Get Shorty, Be Cool, Napolean Dynamite, Tombstone, The Salton Sea, Maximum Overdrive
Family Guy, Mr. Show with Bob and David, Wonder Showzen, The Venture Bros., Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Perfect Hair Forever, Dane Cook's Tourgasm, Project Runway, Celebrity Poker Showdown, Entourage, Late Night with Conan, Lucky Louie, Tenacious D
I been mostly reading business books so I can start my own record label properly. yep.
Doc Holiday, Johnny Cash, Mike Patton, Lemmy, um...those are more just guys I look up to than heroes, but it'll have to do I reckon.