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homer

About Me


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Name: homer simpson
Birthday: 4-1-85
Birthplace: fox network
Current Location: springfield
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown and bolding i love my 3 hairs
Height: 6'0"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: what i sthat
The Shoes You Wore Today: nikes
Your Weakness: bart
Your Fears: no sex
Your Perfect Pizza: everything on it
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get laid every week of the year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: doh!!!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: im going back to bed
Your Best Physical Feature: my boobies
Your Bedtime: whenever im tyerd
Your Most Missed Memory: when i found my lucky penny
Pepsi or Coke: duff beer
MacDonalds or Burger King: krusty burger
Single or Group Dates: either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: mmmmm
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: !?!?!?!?!?!
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: hell yes
Do you Sing: in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: im married
Do you want to go to College: no
Do you want to get Married: i am
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: o yea
Are you a Health Freak: no way dude!
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: no they scare me
Do you play an Instrument: nop[e but lisa does
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes i have
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: what the hell are those!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: sick shit man
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: heeee heeee yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope jk
Ever been Drunk: 1000 of times
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: never i kick there asses
Ever Shoplifted: maybe
How do you want to Die: never!!!!!!!!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an nuclear power plant employe
What country would you most like to Visit: japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: strait up
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 110
Best Clothing Style: a dress
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: a lot
Number of Piercings: use to have one
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: never anything
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Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: AOL Trial CDs
Your Favorite Target: Elderly men
Your Kill Count: 535,866,717
Your Battle Cry: "Beans."
Years You Spend in Jail: 15
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $21,779,054,023,868
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 90%
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Your Inner Gangsta by crash_and_burn
What is yo name?
Yo gangsta name be Milk Choclate Nuggets
You ride around in a Huffy Sun Catcher (Ride that bicycle, fool)
Yo gang Señor Padre's Las Personas Malas
Yo shoes be Chuck Taylors
Yo dubs be dis big, fool 1,151
How much money you got? $2.78455378074699e+26
How gangsta are you, bitch?: 97%
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What makes you sexy by babycakes
Name
Gender
Favorite Color
Your sexy feature Flat Stomach
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My Interests

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what kind of drug are you? (includes pictures)

weed.
you are weed.you are laid back, ralaxed and outgoing.

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Are you a good kisser

Your a fuckin good KISSER
WOW your a good ass kisser u need to call me shit! lol

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I'd like to meet:

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What Alcoholic drink are you

vodka
You like to party...but you dont know what your limit of drinking is.

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How long can u last in bed???

Over 60 minutes
Damn...u really know how to work it and keep the heat up for a long time. U prolly experiment and tease a lot. Your partner thinks you're a kinky bitch and loves doing it with u. U keep it coming and know how to make it fun. You really know how to pull an all-nighter and make it extra special. You get the caressing, teasing, and experimenting in all in night. It makes u even more irresistible and the sex even more intimate.

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Music:

rock n roll man

Movies:

animal house 2

Television:

i watch televison

Books:

what the hell are those!

Heroes:

my dad