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helen keller

Oh, I'm the geek? Look at you two whipping out your preciouses.

About Me

coupled up but infatuated with my heterosexual life partner kate & pinot grigio. my nickname is helen keller, my puppies are my heart, and i have two really big tv's. i finally have my own kitchen where i can pretend to be an iron chef, and love sexy parties & gucci. i love anything MMA, & will always hold Pride over the UFC. i probably play too much tetris. bo's sweet tea & snoopy is my cure-all, and i'm a total fat kid at heart. i love lamp! manicures are high heels for my fingernails, but i can't stop wearing flip-flops. i want a vespa. admittedly i have the worst road rage, but it's only cos stupid drivers provoke me. dirty fucking hookers make the world go round, even if it takes us 5 U-turns to get there. "what is it with you southern girls? y'all can't make a right decision til you've tried all the wrong ones?"

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My Interests

cooking, cookies, cookie dough, painting, my puppies, taking cuddly naps, the STEELERS! anything MMA, poetry & art nouveau, trying new things, learning to be a domestic goddess, flowers, dali, word racer, super nintendo

I'd like to meet:

kazushi sakuraba, takada, bas rutten, mirko crocop, fedor emelianenko, wanderlei silva (who my dog is named after), rampage, eddie izzard, stewie, hines ward, zach galifianakis, janeane garafalo, rich the duke ward & bonz, patti smith, lewis black

Music:

tool, deftones, clutch, stuck mojo, NIN, pearl jam, STP, sublime, beck, counting crows, ben folds, ani, tori, fiona, exit 72, old system & incubus, ella fitzgerald, miles davis, billie holliday, fugees, dre, cypress hill, led zeppelin, massive attack, mandalay, portishead, rhcp, sneaker pimps, primus, phish, marley, pj harvey, tom petty, silverchair, eagles, country, pantera, kelly clarkson

Movies:

ice age, office space, boondock saints, empire records, hero, national lampoon's christmas vacation, jay & silent bob, house of flying daggers, princess bride, shaun of the dead (even tho i was so scared i cried), ong-bak, ever after, braveheart, gi jane, schindler's list, dangerous beauty, monty python's holy grail, clerks I & II, grandma's boy, natural born killers, v for vendetta, 28 days/weeks, the list goes on

Television:

sopranos, desperate housewives, south park, family guy, hell's kitchen/kitchen nightmares (gordon ramsay is my hero), jeopardy, MNF, friends, law & order (SVU), robot chicken, aqua teen hunger force, and yes, beauty & the geek

Books:

anything by phillipa gregory, the historian, early work of patti smith, stephen king, wally lamb, aldous huxley, samuel beckett, ray bradbury, w.b.yeats, john donne, pablo neruda, emily dickinson, shakespeare, the red tent, the opium den

Heroes:

my momma, big daddy D, and miss kate wesley cotten, my grandfathers, and my mamie & aunt charlotte

My Blog

personality test - interesting

You're the ultimate universal, holistic thinker! ..> ..> ..> ..> ..> ..> ..> ..> ..> ..> ..> ..> ..>..> ..> ..> ..>..>..> ..> ..> Your Communication Style...
Posted by helen keller on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 06:32:00 PST

tell them

i haven't posted anything in a while. on april 6th, my friend goober died after flipping his truck. on april 13th, jason died after wrecking his motorcycle. i've been fine, stunned, but okay, until no...
Posted by helen keller on Fri, 04 May 2007 09:07:00 PST

john just gave me a communicable disease?

THE RULES: Each player of this game starts with the 7 weird things about themselves. People who get tagged need to write a BLOG of their own 7 weird things as well as state this rule clearly. In the e...
Posted by helen keller on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 05:48:00 PST

onion survey per keavy

LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDEName: Alison Rae McGeheeBirth date: December 29, 1982Current Location: Apex, NCEye Color: HazelHair Color: BrownRighty or Lefty: RightyZodiac Sign: CapricornLAYER TWO: ON THE ...
Posted by helen keller on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 02:42:00 PST

am i a redneck? ... 74% apparently.

(x) lived in the country?(x) lived south of the mason-dixon line?(x) shot a gun?(x) owned a gun?(x) hunted?(x) driven a truck?Subtotal=6( ) chewed tobacco?(x) driven a tractor?(x) gone camping?(x) lis...
Posted by helen keller on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:37:00 PST

don't judge me!

i realized how much of a fat kid i am last night, when tank pointed out that i have a cookbook from nestle, crisco, & hershey's. *sigh* cuddle bitch (n): a guy who never gets to sleep with a girl ...
Posted by helen keller on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 01:20:00 PST

quotes

thought i'd post a few of my favorites cos i'm bored. "Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the overcompensations for misery. And, of course, stability isn't nearly so spect...
Posted by helen keller on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 04:39:00 PST