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Mr. Bellamy

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About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorWhere do we start. I'm originally from Baltimore City(pronounced Bal-di-mo) aka Beruit, Maryland. For those of you who have never been to Baltimore, or have only been to the Inner Harbor cause people tell you it's the safest part of the city, B-more is a great place to raise families and kids in the training of guerilla warfare(check out the Corner, The Wire, Homicide, and every other show involving murder and mayhem in Baltimore) :), on the real though its not as bad as what it is depicted to be.
I went to Howard University(The Real HU, I got madd love for all my other HBCUs, just more for The Mecca) where I got my degree in Finance. I'm currently in New York acting and writing while expanding and doing our own productions with Green Eye Multimedia.
I've worked in about every field imaginable, except tunnel digging and poop pickup for Barnum and Baileys Circus. They're all experiences that I appreciate cause it's helped me in my acting and my writing.
I'm highly motivated, I think BIG, I'm beyond loyal to people I call my friends and family, I live by the code of "first time your fault, second time mine"and I do business and fun the same way: hard.
I have a deep respect and appreciation for actors, writers, and anybody else in the entertainment field who's doing it,especially writers. Whether you're a rapper, poet, songwriter, or author, it takes skill to put and place words in order so that someone else can read it, stay interested and relate to what you're saying as if they were sitting next to you writing it. A real great writer can invoke change in the reader/listener and that is powerful(The hand is mighter than the sword).
I'm open minded so I'm willing to listen to and do new things within reason (Just cause I've never robbed a bank don't mean I'm open minded enough to do it unless......nah).
I'm here to network with anyone SANE and in their right mind: big, fat, SANE,phat, skinny, slim, SANE,slender, medium,black,SANE,white,hispanic,asian,SANE,clean,dirty,big pancake sized foreheads, doesn't matter if you've got a thought, complete sentences, SANE enough not to stalk me and enough education to type the mutha, you're welcomed here homie, just wipe the ignorance off your feet before stepping in here. Holla at cha boy!!! Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

My Interests

First of all, I'm a huge sports fan. You name it, I've played it except hockey, water polo, and quad rugby aka "Murderball", but I'm willing to try. Anyway, Sportscenter stays on heavy rotation. I love playing basketball,football, and anything else I'm competing in. I'm big on reading,writing, making new drinks, and finding ways to make money. I'm an entreprenuer, always have been. I used to sell drinks while I cut cats heads in school(Line Up and L.I.T Specials). I'm also into movies heavy(too many to count), it's more like research to me now.
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I'd like to meet:

God,Jesus,and the Holy Spirit(aka The Holy Trinity), Richard Pryor(RIP), Eddie Murphy, Dick Gregory, Red Foxx(RIP),Martin Lawrence, and every other individual that I've grown to admire and respect.

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Music:

CHECK THIS OUT, HILARIOUS(RONNIE YOU A FOOL FOR CALLING,I KNOW YOU DID IT: I'm into R&B, neo soul, jazz, blues, old school music and anything else good but more importantly, I'm into hip hop. I'm a hip hop head cause it's my culture, it's what I grew up on and embraced. It's my generation's jazz, rock, disco, and sometimes it's all I have(well maybe not all I have but it helps me from day to day). I played instruments since I was 7 years old so I have a deep appreciation for music and how everything from melodies to counter melodies and bass lines are put together.

Here are some of my favorities: Tribe Called Quest, Marvin Gaye, Al Green, Stevie Wonder, Earth, Wind, and Fire, Nas, Jay-Z,Kanye West,Lupe Fiasco, Miles Davis, Floetry, The Roots, Talib Qweli, Mos Def, Billie Holliday(B-more Love), Public Enemy, Cameo, KRS-1,Run DMC Rakim,Pac,Biggie Common, and a whole host of others.

Movies:

I'm a huge movie person so picking a couple of good ones wouldn't do the rest of the good movies any justice but someone gotta get snubbed. My favorite movies are comedies("Im gonna get you sucka","Hollywood Shuffle", "Trading Places", "Friday"), but I also like thinking movies("Matrix","Vanilla sky","Born Identity", "Oceans 11"), not to mention "Star Wars","Star Trek, and Lord of the Rings but my favorities are comedies bar none. I love to laugh and it's like the old saying goes "It takes hundreds of muscles to frown and only 4 to smile", so smile ho :)

Television:

CHAPPELLE SHOW: WHEN KEEPING IT REAL GOES WRONGI love comedies like "Martin","THE OFFICE", "In Living Color", "The Boondocks", "The Chappelle Show", and "Seinfeld". I also have a guilty pleasure for "The Flavor of Love" and "I love NY". "Dexter", "The Wire","Entourage" and "Rome" stay on TiVO, if you haven't seen them, watch them. I also watch educational programming like the History Channel, Biography, Court TV(I like to know my rights), CNN, and MSNBC.

Books:

I have a love for reading. Some books that kept my interest: "Native Son", "The Invisible Man", "How to Win Friends and Influence People", "The Millionaire Mind", "The Millionaire Next Store", "Rich Dad, Poor Dad", Any Donald Goins book, "The Coldest Winter Ever", "The Assassination of the Black Male Image", "The Sweeter the Juice"(My father's book), "The Richest Man in Babylon", "I Aint Scared of You"(Bernie Mac's Book, hilarious), "The Art of War"......I'm pretty much all over the place with what I read as long as it keeps my attention and its something that's gonna add something new to my thinking process and growth cause you never stop being a student, no matter how old you get.

Heroes:


Heroes/Inspiration/Respect Due Page
God, my mother for having me, and my father who unwrapped the umbilical cord from my neck and allowed me to breath my first breaths. Avon Bellamy, JR., Martin Luther King,George Washington Carver (even if soap alone was the only thing he discovered with the peanut thank GOD for that cause I wouldn't be able to go to the club with smelling that funk all night), Alain Locke, Malcolm X, Edward Ramsey, Kevin Liles, Robert Kiyosaki, Bill Cosby, Richard Pryor,Dick Gregory, Flip Wilson, Ben Carson, Paul Robeson, Denzel, Forrest Whittaker, Jamie Foxx, Muhammad Ali, Oprah, Booker T. & WEB,Russell Simmons, Martin Lawrence, Eddie Murphy, Robert Townsend, The Wayans and any other positive individuals who paved the way for me to do what I do without having to go to the back of the bus. (RIP- Coretta Scott King and Rosa Parks). And how could I have forgotten the two most important older women who tortured me as a youth with devious plots to take me down at an early age- my sisters Keemy and Kiki whoelse. You inspired me to be,in the words of Rick James may he rest in peace,COLDBLOODED!! much love to y'all and get the damn hounds off me now! :)

My Blog

Getting Drugged at work

Now, I've never really been drunk at work, but from what I saw the other day I realized getting fucked up at work is not the best way to keep your job. Insert Jeremy. Jeremy had just started working a...
Posted by MR.BELLAMY on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 01:13:00 PST

YOU WONT BELIEVE THIS ONE...D.L. BUM LOVIN'

First, before I write this blog and put it out there to the masses, I just have to say that I will be forever tramatised after telling this story because it didn't have to happen to me, this...
Posted by MR.BELLAMY on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 10:59:00 PST

Begging Ass Bastard and his life story

Women, men, crackspace junkies, lend me your eyes and let me take you into a moment that can only be called "Begging Ass Bastard". Now, I'm on my way from work one afternoon, cont...
Posted by MR.BELLAMY on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 12:37:00 PST

Deli Thug, you're taking your job too seriously

Another day, another asshole is what I thought when I left my local supermarket with some sliced chicken breast in my bag.  There was a sign in there the other day that said bbq ch...
Posted by MR.BELLAMY on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 01:21:00 PST

Relationships....ALL Men are dogs again?Damn well Ruff,ruff then

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Posted by MR.BELLAMY on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 12:58:00 PST

Jscrils Chronicles: Saving Private G.A.M(Grown Ass Man) on Valentime's Dey, I mean V-Day

Today was just like every other day, crazy.  On this snowy Valentines Day, or "Valentimes Dey" as we pronounce it, My single ass was on my way to leave the library, fresh...
Posted by MR.BELLAMY on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 04:17:00 PST

What little kids have to say about marriage and relationships

I love kids, they tell the truth and this was evident in this questionnaire taken by my homegurl Paige's pal Jackie, who delivered the results as follows(I'm curious as to know what the kids...
Posted by MR.BELLAMY on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 06:39:00 PST

I'm taking a drug test tomorrow...just another day in the my ife

I just don't understand what attracts crazy people to me but the other day I'm walking in Harlem and I'm stopped by a white man. Now seeing a white man in Harlem isn't really a big deal...no...
Posted by MR.BELLAMY on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 10:28:00 PST

Hosting @The Perfect Gift Holiday Festival

Crackspace, Come through this Saturday from 12pm-8pm @the Boma Cafe on 126th and 5th(HARLEM,USA) and enjoy a day of entertainment, partially free food and drinks(to protect alcoholics), and ...
Posted by MR.BELLAMY on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 08:51:00 PST

Acting Bio

  Jelani Bellamy is a native of Baltimore, Maryland. As an alumus of Howard University, Jelani currently resides in New York where he is an up and coming actor/comedian. Training under Tracey Mo...
Posted by MR.BELLAMY on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 03:36:00 PST