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Snowrider1980

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I have lived all over Washington State, but grew up on the eastside of Lake Washington. Word up yo.

My Interests

Snowboarding, Poetry , fishing, camping, kyaking, mycology & finding different drink combinations to mix Jagermeister with.

I'd like to meet:

God and Santa Claus (at the same time)

Music:

Rock, rap and most anything inbetween

Movies:

Anything with Tom Cruise in it

Television:

South Park, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report & The History Channel

Books:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson

Heroes:

Benjamin Franklin, Terje Haakonsen & H.S.T. rip 2/20/2005

My Blog

THE 411: When you pretend you are dead

I made the decision to fake my own death today in an attempt to collect on all my life insurance policies.  Needless to say I couldn't produce my own body for a corpse as evendence...
Posted by Snowrider1980 on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:36:00 PST

POETRY: Trying not to spill

Trying not to spillPoetry by Snowrider1980Created sometime in late March 2008 We have come to the point my heart is begining to feel like stoneMy knife has become dull, but yours never fails to c...
Posted by Snowrider1980 on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:21:00 PST

SPILLING THE INK: Timberline tattoo

I finally did it! I just got done getting injected with the ink of my second tattoo.  When I was 18 my friends blindfolded me and took me to Kent for my birthday.  Little did I know I was go...
Posted by Snowrider1980 on Sat, 05 May 2007 08:46:00 PST

DAYS LONG PASSED: The death of myspace

My profile is dead.  Absolutely toast.  11,000 profile visits and 7,500 blog views since March of 2006.  There was a point in time my profile was the spot to be online.(is my inflated e...
Posted by Snowrider1980 on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 10:51:00 PST

SLIMMED AND TRIMMED: The new layout

So I did some work to my profile.  Going back to the basics.  Keep it simple stupid.  Besides, I havent updated my shit in about half a year. All a part of my spring cleaning....
Posted by Snowrider1980 on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 11:30:00 PST

MARK MAKER: Places lived

1979 to 1980:  Lynn's Uterus 1980 to 1981:  Vancouver, Washington      1981 to 1986:  Kirkland, Washington      1986 to 1996:&n...
Posted by Snowrider1980 on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 08:59:00 PST

SPRING CLEANING: Favorite Quotes

"Time is irrelevant.  For instance, when you put your hand on a hot pan a second feels like an hour.  When you put your hands on a hot woman an hour can feel like a second"-Chris Rock "When ...
Posted by Snowrider1980 on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 08:51:00 PST

THE THINNINING: Is that even a word?

Work work, sleep, work, snowboard, work work, sleep, eat, work, sleep, work work, snowboard, work work work. My nose has been to the grindstone lately.  I havent even had time to enjoy the finer ...
Posted by Snowrider1980 on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 10:16:00 PST

TIS THE SEASON: From snow to H20, yo

So our winter season has come and past.  The snow, as I called, wouldn't last.  I shed a tear for the season I hold dear.  Time to drown my longing winter blues into a bottle of beer. S...
Posted by Snowrider1980 on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 10:39:00 PST

POP QUIZ: Untold benefits of a quick chuckle

Why did the hooker get a vagina implanted on her outter thigh?                           SHE WANTED TO MAKE A LITTLE MONEY ON THE SIDE....
Posted by Snowrider1980 on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 09:44:00 PST