Jenine.... and only Jenine
Ultimate Opposite Sex Survey (for girls) 
--Your Favorite-- 
Hair Color:: Dark Brown 
Eye Color:: Dark Brown 
(Their)Music Genre Preference:: Spice girls 
Height(estimate):: Just a LITTLE taller then me 
Age:: 15 
Personality Type:: WILD 
--This or That-- 
Older or Younger:: younger 
Romantic or Horndog:: Horndog 
Smart or Stupid:: Smart 
Fat or Skinny:: Skinny 
Skinny but Muscular or Big and Muscular:: Dont care about muscle 
Punk or Preppy:: punk 
The Big Picture or the Little Things:: the little things 
Flowers/Candy or Big Expensive Present:: CANDYYY 
Mixtape or Burned CD:: mixtape 
Love or Lust:: lust baby, lust.. but we got love goin 2 
Emotional or Just Not:: just not 
Sincere or Jokester:: both 
Hott and mean or Ugly and sweet:: hott and sweet 
Sexy or Just Cute:: sexy.. sexy all the way 
Arse or Abs:: who? 
Hair or Hands:: both 
Dimples or Eyes:: eyes 
Biceps or Calves/Thighs:: thighs 
Teeth or Nose(some people are just wierd) :: A CUTE LIL BUTTON NOSE 
Clean Shaven or Scruffy:: scruffy 
Rugged or Prim and Proper:: prim and proper, like her bathroom 
Countryboy or Cityboy: city boy 
Date alone or With Friends: alone ;D 
Mama's Boy or Rebel Without A Cause:: reble without a cause 
--Have You Ever-- 
Dumped a guy because he liked you too much:: no 
Loved a guy because he stalked you:: no 
Loved a guy because he hated you:: no 
Asked your friend's crush out:: sorry mandi.... 
Lead a guy on for kicks:: no 
Asked a guy out purely because he was hott:: jenines hott, but thats not why i love her 
Flirted with guys even though you had a boyfriend:: no 
Lied about not having a boyfriend:: no 
Lied about having one:: no 
Cheated:: no 
Been Cheated on:: hope not =( 
Had a crush on a gay guy:: maybe...okay okay! it was once! gimmie a break i was young and foolish!!! 
--Their Clothing(yes/no)-- 
Boxers?:: hell no 
Briefs?:: oh yes 
Hat?:: oh yes 
Skater Shoes?:: sure 
Pimp Shoes?:: oh yes all the way 
Band Shirts?:: nah 
Vintage shirts?:: sure 
Southpole/um..other thug clothes..?:: no, i like shirts from lake in the hills 
Dixie Outfitters/Big Johnsons?:: big johnsons? wait.. is that sexual? 
Independent/DC?:: idc 
S&M/Little Devil?:: ligtle devil 
Fox/Thor?:: fox 
Jeans or Shorts?:: knickers 
--Be Honest-- 
Would you ever date a guy for his money?:: no 
Would you ever date a guy for his social status?:: no 
Have you ever liked hanging out with your bf's friends more than him?:: no.. 
Have you ever pretended to like somebody to make them feel better?: no 
Have you called a girl a whore, when you were screwing lots of guys?:: way back before clown collage... 
Do looks matter?:: no 
Are you honestly scared of being dumped?:: yes, dont break my heart jenine =C 
Does size matter?:: boob size? oh yes 
Do you avoid 'situations' with ugly guys?:: no 
Are you ashamed to be seen with your ugly friends?:: just mandi... 
Are you ashamed for being ashamed?(you better be):: no 
Do you hide things from your crushes/guy friends/bf?:: no way 
Do you lie about masturbation for attention or false innocence?:: yes..... 
Do you really want a guy to say if those jeans make your butt look fat?:: yes please 
Are you dissapointed when your bf doesn't say I love you right away?:: yes 
Wanna be a virgin till marriage?: no 
Do you really love the guys everytime that you say it?: yes 
Do you dream about your crushes/bfs/guy friends?:: yes 
Would you makeout with a guy friend just to get it over with/curiosity?:: no 
Does this survey suck nuts?: i love nuts...peanuts 
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey 
Name: Mister Clown (but my friends call me mr.) 
Birthday: x-mas day 1905 
Birthplace: unda da cotton candy machine 
Current Location: jenines room ;-) 
Eye Color: white and black 
Hair Color: yellow 
Height: between 10in and a foot 
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambidextrious 
Your Heritage: chinese 
The Shoes You Wore Today: my good ol green orange and brown ones 
Your Weakness: JENINE 
Your Fears: not bein wit my baby... 
Your Perfect Pizza: one dat i share wit my baby 
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: keepin jenine happy and bein able to make 1000 balloon dogs in one day 
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: quit clownin around... i always took that personally 
Thoughts First Waking Up: i miss jenine... 
Your Best Physical Feature: my nose of cource 
Your Bedtime: when ever jenine goes to bed 
Your Most Missed Memory: last night... ha ha jp... kinda 
Pepsi or Coke: coke 
MacDonalds or Burger King: MC DONALDS! my role model runs the place 
Single or Group Dates: single all the way 
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: im not into tea 
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate 
Cappuccino or Coffee: both 
Do you Smoke: yes 
Do you Swear: course 
Do you Sing: only to jenine 
Do you Shower Daily: when i shower i get wet. cotton molds when wet. 
Have you Been in Love: i am right now 
Do you want to go to College: been there, done that 
Do you want to get Married: heck yes asap 
Do you belive in yourself: my baby does! 
Do you get Motion Sickness: i live on the ferris wheel. heck naw 
Do you think you are Attractive: jenine says i am 
Are you a Health Freak: heck naw 
Do you get along with your Parents: my daddy dissapeared a while back, but me and my mama are tight. i just wish she didnt hate jenine so much. she says clowns and humans would never be able to stay together 
Do you like Thunderstorms: if im wit jenine 
Do you play an Instrument: the tamborene 
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: hells yes 
In the past month have you Smoked: hells yes 
In the past month have you been on Drugs: hells yes 
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yyeaaah baby 
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: naw not my scene 
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: dont rememba 
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: heck naw 
In the past month have you been on Stage: ive preformed.. hell i work at a circus 
In the past month have you been Dumped: no and i hope that dont happen! 
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: wit jenine 
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: jenines heart! but dat was more than a month ago 
Ever been Drunk: hells yes 
Ever been called a Tease: yeaaah 
Ever been Beaten up: only by my mama... once 
Ever Shoplifted: naw 
How do you want to Die: in my lovas arms 
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: im done growin 
What country would you most like to Visit: ethiopia. i hear they have lotsa cool clowns there 
In a Boy/Girl.. 
Favourite Eye Color: BROWN 
Favourite Hair Color: BROWN 
Short or Long Hair: UHM... whatever jenines is 
Height: five 3 
Weight: what jenine weighs 
Best Clothing Style: what jenine wears 
Number of Drugs I have taken: number jenines taken? quite a few 
Number of CDs I own: i dont know how many cds she has 
Number of Piercings: i dont got none.. jenine has some though 
Number of Tattoos: jenine dont got none 
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i dont regret nuffin because i ended up wit my baby in my arms. so things worked out pretty dang good for mr. clown 
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Jenines butt... but oops.. i was already there. ;)
L.O.V.E songs..(oh- and the birthday song)
IT... my cousin stared in that movie. and also Killer Clowns from outer space... my uncle was a backround extra in that movie.
Jo Jo circus
"How to hold a relationship out side of clown school" By: L.J Goughter
Ronald McDonald