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Mr. Clown

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My name.... Mr. Clown. yes i am a clown... a real live certified clown. what else? i have a mother who i love dearly (even though she dislikes me spending time with the love of my life). the most important thing that has ever happened to me came when Joe Crisp introduced me to the most wonderful woman ever over the summer of 2004... her name: Jenine. i would write more about me... but she is my everything. i cant even bring myself to think about anything but her. she is my light, my sky, my very being. jenine, i love you today, and i always willl. you are everything. and i know that i am going to marry you... someday. someday soon.

My Interests

Jenine.... and only Jenine
Ultimate Opposite Sex Survey (for girls)
--Your Favorite--
Hair Color:: Dark Brown
Eye Color:: Dark Brown
(Their)Music Genre Preference:: Spice girls
Height(estimate):: Just a LITTLE taller then me
Age:: 15
Personality Type:: WILD
--This or That--
Older or Younger:: younger
Romantic or Horndog:: Horndog
Smart or Stupid:: Smart
Fat or Skinny:: Skinny
Skinny but Muscular or Big and Muscular:: Dont care about muscle
Punk or Preppy:: punk
The Big Picture or the Little Things:: the little things
Flowers/Candy or Big Expensive Present:: CANDYYY
Mixtape or Burned CD:: mixtape
Love or Lust:: lust baby, lust.. but we got love goin 2
Emotional or Just Not:: just not
Sincere or Jokester:: both
Hott and mean or Ugly and sweet:: hott and sweet
Sexy or Just Cute:: sexy.. sexy all the way
Arse or Abs:: who?
Hair or Hands:: both
Dimples or Eyes:: eyes
Biceps or Calves/Thighs:: thighs
Teeth or Nose(some people are just wierd) :: A CUTE LIL BUTTON NOSE
Clean Shaven or Scruffy:: scruffy
Rugged or Prim and Proper:: prim and proper, like her bathroom
Countryboy or Cityboy: city boy
Date alone or With Friends: alone ;D
Mama's Boy or Rebel Without A Cause:: reble without a cause
--Have You Ever--
Dumped a guy because he liked you too much:: no
Loved a guy because he stalked you:: no
Loved a guy because he hated you:: no
Asked your friend's crush out:: sorry mandi....
Lead a guy on for kicks:: no
Asked a guy out purely because he was hott:: jenines hott, but thats not why i love her
Flirted with guys even though you had a boyfriend:: no
Lied about not having a boyfriend:: no
Lied about having one:: no
Cheated:: no
Been Cheated on:: hope not =(
Had a crush on a gay guy:: maybe...okay okay! it was once! gimmie a break i was young and foolish!!!
--Their Clothing(yes/no)--
Boxers?:: hell no
Briefs?:: oh yes
Hat?:: oh yes
Skater Shoes?:: sure
Pimp Shoes?:: oh yes all the way
Band Shirts?:: nah
Vintage shirts?:: sure
Southpole/um..other thug clothes..?:: no, i like shirts from lake in the hills
Dixie Outfitters/Big Johnsons?:: big johnsons? wait.. is that sexual?
Independent/DC?:: idc
S&M/Little Devil?:: ligtle devil
Fox/Thor?:: fox
Jeans or Shorts?:: knickers
--Be Honest--
Would you ever date a guy for his money?:: no
Would you ever date a guy for his social status?:: no
Have you ever liked hanging out with your bf's friends more than him?:: no..
Have you ever pretended to like somebody to make them feel better?: no
Have you called a girl a whore, when you were screwing lots of guys?:: way back before clown collage...
Do looks matter?:: no
Are you honestly scared of being dumped?:: yes, dont break my heart jenine =C
Does size matter?:: boob size? oh yes
Do you avoid 'situations' with ugly guys?:: no
Are you ashamed to be seen with your ugly friends?:: just mandi...
Are you ashamed for being ashamed?(you better be):: no
Do you hide things from your crushes/guy friends/bf?:: no way
Do you lie about masturbation for attention or false innocence?:: yes.....
Do you really want a guy to say if those jeans make your butt look fat?:: yes please
Are you dissapointed when your bf doesn't say I love you right away?:: yes
Wanna be a virgin till marriage?: no
Do you really love the guys everytime that you say it?: yes
Do you dream about your crushes/bfs/guy friends?:: yes
Would you makeout with a guy friend just to get it over with/curiosity?:: no
Does this survey suck nuts?: i love nuts...peanuts
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mister Clown (but my friends call me mr.)
Birthday: x-mas day 1905
Birthplace: unda da cotton candy machine
Current Location: jenines room ;-)
Eye Color: white and black
Hair Color: yellow
Height: between 10in and a foot
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambidextrious
Your Heritage: chinese
The Shoes You Wore Today: my good ol green orange and brown ones
Your Weakness: JENINE
Your Fears: not bein wit my baby...
Your Perfect Pizza: one dat i share wit my baby
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: keepin jenine happy and bein able to make 1000 balloon dogs in one day
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: quit clownin around... i always took that personally
Thoughts First Waking Up: i miss jenine...
Your Best Physical Feature: my nose of cource
Your Bedtime: when ever jenine goes to bed
Your Most Missed Memory: last night... ha ha jp... kinda
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: MC DONALDS! my role model runs the place
Single or Group Dates: single all the way
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: im not into tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: both
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: course
Do you Sing: only to jenine
Do you Shower Daily: when i shower i get wet. cotton molds when wet.
Have you Been in Love: i am right now
Do you want to go to College: been there, done that
Do you want to get Married: heck yes asap
Do you belive in yourself: my baby does!
Do you get Motion Sickness: i live on the ferris wheel. heck naw
Do you think you are Attractive: jenine says i am
Are you a Health Freak: heck naw
Do you get along with your Parents: my daddy dissapeared a while back, but me and my mama are tight. i just wish she didnt hate jenine so much. she says clowns and humans would never be able to stay together
Do you like Thunderstorms: if im wit jenine
Do you play an Instrument: the tamborene
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: hells yes
In the past month have you Smoked: hells yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: hells yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yyeaaah baby
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: naw not my scene
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: dont rememba
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: heck naw
In the past month have you been on Stage: ive preformed.. hell i work at a circus
In the past month have you been Dumped: no and i hope that dont happen!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: wit jenine
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: jenines heart! but dat was more than a month ago
Ever been Drunk: hells yes
Ever been called a Tease: yeaaah
Ever been Beaten up: only by my mama... once
Ever Shoplifted: naw
How do you want to Die: in my lovas arms
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: im done growin
What country would you most like to Visit: ethiopia. i hear they have lotsa cool clowns there
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: BROWN
Favourite Hair Color: BROWN
Short or Long Hair: UHM... whatever jenines is
Height: five 3
Weight: what jenine weighs
Best Clothing Style: what jenine wears
Number of Drugs I have taken: number jenines taken? quite a few
Number of CDs I own: i dont know how many cds she has
Number of Piercings: i dont got none.. jenine has some though
Number of Tattoos: jenine dont got none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i dont regret nuffin because i ended up wit my baby in my arms. so things worked out pretty dang good for mr. clown

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I'd like to meet:

Jenines butt... but oops.. i was already there. ;)

Music:

L.O.V.E songs..(oh- and the birthday song)

Movies:

IT... my cousin stared in that movie. and also Killer Clowns from outer space... my uncle was a backround extra in that movie.

Television:

Jo Jo circus

Books:

"How to hold a relationship out side of clown school" By: L.J Goughter

Heroes:

Ronald McDonald

My Blog

ode to jenine

♥Ode To Jenine♥ Oh Jenine, Jenine,   You dance through my mind Like a long dark green bean. Dancing and dancing  Your dance calls to me    &n...
Posted by Mr. Clown on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 11:54:00 PST