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BrainFart

I think your all fucked in the head, Chevy Chase from National Lampoons to his family.

About Me

THE WORLD WILL BE DIFFERENT FOUR YEARS FROM NOW! This is one thing I know; what I don't know is which way the pendulum will swing. If things go the way I want them too, Barack Obama will be our president and things will move more to the left then they have in the history of our country. Things we have to look forward to include: Health care for everyone, a better standing in a greatly degraded worldview, a transparent - accountable governing body that fears the poeple - not people that fear thier government; and in general a change from the nightmare that has been the last eight years. Things we have to fear: John McCain! And, as we watch the upcoming presidential race from our computer screens and televisions, a little bit of action from all of us who care could not hurt a bit. I know most of you live in Washington - a state that will surely "go Obama" - but maybe its time that we do more to influence the people, counties, and states that wont "go Obama." This might be the last real chance to turn the history of our country. I can not express enough how things will go from bad to worse if we elect another "war mongering conservative" to the White House. The USA will continue to be a target by global radicals and "terrorists," Canadians who travel will still feel it important to put thier flag on thier backpacks so as not to be confused with Americans, and we will not take the torch and become a leader in the upcoming "green revolution." This is our destiny and if you can't see it, your not paying attention - to both history, and the future - becuase this is the only direction the world can go right now. So as we stare at TV screens, with laptops on our laps, checking cellphones for text messages; WAKE UP! We have become dissconnected from the rest of humanity and our reality in in this consumer society is that of prisoners with manufactured higs and lows that dependant on silly things like, gas prices, stimulus checks, digital TV conversions, home prices, technology trends, student loans, and an endless list of other things that should not be influencing happiness. Look to your families, loved ones, and the rest of the rewarding human connections that should be the only source of happiness. I beg you, all of you, anyone that will listen, anyone that has read this far to not let John McCain be elected in November; I swear on everything I know and hold sacred that this is a turning point for the United States and the world; and if we don't take this seriously now, we might not have another chance! Myspace Layouts

My Interests

Comedy, irony, abrasivness, sounds-especially new ones, anger, dissent, ad-busting, action, experience, chuck norris, mrs. norris, and norris alabaster.

I'd like to meet:

Oh new people of all sorts, color, size, shape, texture, flavor, temperature, spicyness, and orientation-east-west-north-south.

Music:

Must be new and exciting, a great live show, and be trying to promote the progression of the practice of sonic manufacturing, ie, the Mars Volta, Wolfmother, Radiohead, . . . And You Will Know us by The Trial of Dead, these arms are snakes, TV on the Radio, Bear Vs. Shark (RIP), Vietnam, Against me, Mastadon, Battles, Flaming Lips and all the bands I have taken part in: Fernuncle, Chode Fletcher, Massive Headwound Harry, Her momma was a chuihui, Pho Kindai and my solo work with VoITh RetArDer.

Movies:

Wes Anderson is god, and Terry Gilliam, and the Cohen brothers, and of course my all time fave Tim Burton who seems able to do no wrong - some notable movies that are a must see are Wristcutters which is the most innovative film in a long time, all the Judd Apatow films which are hilarious, and Everything is Illuminated which I guess is based on a book by some famous cult author; well I guess no reason to read the book now that I've seen the film - whoops!

Television:

Some advice if anybody is interested: turn off your televisions, leave your cell phones in your pockets, and use your computers only when needed; these evil mediums are the cause of the worst drug addictions society has seeen in a long time. Think! Some poeple's lives--eight hours at work in front of a computer at work, then go home to spend eight hours in front of those warm glowing screens of miss-information, social control through fear, as well as being responsible for the manufacturing of "cool"; don't kill it just turn it off!

Books:

Oh yeah, William S. Burroughs, Terrance McKenna, Robert M Pirsig, Thoreau, Aldous Huxley, Zinn, Tolkien, Bukowski, Robbins, Salinger, Costaneda, Klosterman, Palahuik!!!

Heroes:

Goerge W Bush, Dick Cheany, John McCain and the rest of the "war mongering conservatives" for somehow not killing themselves and being able to actually fall asleep at night. God a conscius must be easy to aviod for some poeple, maybe denial helps, or money, or power; who knows.

My Blog

R.I.P. Edith Macefield!

Sometimes you don't get to meet your heroes. Sometimes your heroes aren't heroes to everybody but only to you and a select few - which makes them that much more important! Sometimes someone does ...
Posted by BrainFart on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 08:43:00 PST

Its true! Cell phones do kill . . .

Recent news suggest something I have been saying for years: No, not that cells phones have caused a gross disconnect in society and that cell phone ettiquette is utterly not existent. No, not that cel...
Posted by BrainFart on Thu, 08 May 2008 11:30:00 PST

Hey guys the new GTA is out. . .

I'm so excited - in this revamp of the game there is a whole bunch of added features: Like when you get herpes, crabs, or genital warts from a street vixen then later try to pee, the screen flashes re...
Posted by BrainFart on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 07:41:00 PST

Brian’s annual FU list!

1. Auto manufacturer's for changing the horn from a drivers only way of communication, to a way to determine if your car is locked remotely upon exiting , or to see if the alarm is engaged. Do you kno...
Posted by BrainFart on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 01:00:00 PST

In case you thought America is great. . .

I guesss I knew the Micheal Moore's new film would be good; I even thought I knew what the subject matter would be. I also prepared myself for the kind of bais and sensationalistic tactics that Moore ...
Posted by BrainFart on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 10:42:00 PST

My add for a homemade Nintendo Gamecube on Craigs list!

I got really high one night and decided instead of buying one of the overpriced gamcubes from some dumb kid in Kent or Federal Way off of Craig's list I would just make my own. I started with a graham...
Posted by BrainFart on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 12:54:00 PST

The most intense horror movie I have ever seen. . .

Is called Jesus Camp and it shows how the growing evangelical movement is training thier youth to subversively enter American government (George W. Bush, Justice Alito) and other influential instituti...
Posted by BrainFart on Tue, 29 May 2007 11:09:00 PST

An I-Pod vibrator! What the fuck?

So I have always been concerned with the human race becoming more and more "connected" or as it should be more accurately described, disconnected. By this I refer to many things, including: Issolation...
Posted by BrainFart on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 09:29:00 PST

Homeless are important to our way of life. . .

Poeple never really make this connection, but visible homeless poeple are very important to everday life, and without them we would be lulled into a sense of false comfort that our system works and th...
Posted by BrainFart on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 11:09:00 PST

Who really is the wolf in this picture . . .

For the sake of debate, I want to have a person next to a picture of a wolf on a wall and have it photographed in black and white so the viewer of the picture can participate in a debate wit...
Posted by BrainFart on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 04:57:00 PST