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christylee

in this dirty minded world, you are either somebody's wife or somebody's whore...

About Me

one morning i woke up with a full time job, a car payment, rent, bills and a hangover. after putting it off for as long as possible, i think i might have accidentally become a grown-up.
i know a lot of stuff, but i wait on tables. it's a thankless job, but every day i am reminded of how much less i suck than the general public. someday i hope to do something else with my life, but i haven't quite figured out just what yet. i also like stars, penguins and flip flops. i'm very accident prone and fall down a lot, even when i'm sober. i have a cat named fish taco. she has a lot of hairs. i like to read and watch movies and tell poop and fart jokes.
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My Interests

reading books, drinking beers, going outside to play.

I'd like to meet:

someone to pay me to sit on my big orange couch and read books. a kind hearted, impotent, old man with a lot of money to put me through grad school. john irving.

Music:

queen, fugazi, madball, buddy holly, alkaline trio, nofx, bad religion, peter frampton...weird, i know...

Movies:

full metal jacket, wayne's world, office space, the big lebowski, the 40 year old virgin...

Television:

dog, roseanne, cold case files, law and order, oz.

Books:

john irving, william faulkner, dorothy allison, flannery o'connor, gustav hasford, roddy doyle, james joyce, tom robbins, chuck palahniuk, john updike, james baldwin, zadie smith, blah blah blah

Heroes:

dog the bounty hunter and agustus hill.