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The Delicious Candy Apples

Delicious without the bitter aftertaste

About Me


Looking for fun in all the wrong places - yours or mine?

My Interests

Oh - you mean PORNOGRAPHY. That, and Liquid Eyeliner, of course.

I'd like to meet:

My NUMBER ONE FAN - someone who looks at me and says, "who cares if the glass is half full - the next one's on me!"

Music:

All my (come to think of it EVERY) black gurlz - Donna, Stephanie, Whitney, Patti, Jennifer, Adeva, Cher (in spirit), Oleta, Mya, Loletta, Cece, June, Martha, Gladys, Natalie, Deborah, etc... etc... not to say white gurlz can't carry but have you heard Celine Dion recently!?!?!

Movies:

OK - I'll say it again - PORNOGRAPHY. I love sitting down to a good movie with a bag of pop corn - ESPECIALLY when the clothes start coming off. When I'm NOT watching or making my own porn I'm into anything starring DIVINE - "Beauty, beauty - look at you! I'm so glad I've got it TOO!"

Television:


Get this video and more at MySpace.comDynasty, Knot's Landing, Charlie's Angels, Melrose Place and anything else that makes me think while watching women fighting in a swimming pool.

Books:

The Sleeping Beauty books by Anne Rice get me **HOT** when I'm taking a bubble bath; anything by Jackie Collins; A Season in Purgatory by Dominick Dunne; I currently can be found brandishing a copy of Nicole Richie's The Truth About Diamonds on the 9 train at mignight any given day of the week.

Heroes:


You are Janice. You dig the groove man, nothing can bum you out.
Too bad you're too stoned to notice.

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