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Cartwright

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About Me

Born and raised in Austin, Texas. Grew up in the Hill Country on Lake Travis and now reside in the city. I'm skilled in both the arts of rounding up cattle as well as flagging down taxis. I'm not a ninja, but I've got some pretty radical Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks that could hit you in the face.
I work as a leasing consultant for Greystar about 40 hours a week and when I'm not working I'll either take in an hour or so at the gym or drink with my buddies. You can catch me at just about any Texas Longhorn sporting event, 6th street, hole in the wall, live music venues, Lake Travis or Austin, riding my Gary Fischer on the bike trails, floating the river in Gruene.
I love music and comedies. If you hear me say something random, chances are I just quoted a movie. Going to concerts is definitely one of my favorite things to do.
Most people would consider me a nice guy for the most part. I can be a bit of an a-whipe at times, but you'd probably catch me being a dork and having a good time.
If worms carried pistols, birds wouldn't eat them

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Chuck Norris, Bill Brasky, Mike Ditka, Neil Diamond, Muledick, Johnny Badass, and Martha Stewart.

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Music:

No Justice, Stoney LaRue, Cross Canadian Ragweed, Jason Boland and the Stragglers, Roger Creager, Wade Bowen, Cory Morrow, Steve Earle, Randy Rogers Band, Brandon Rhyder, Eli Young Band, Dierks Bentley, Jack Ingram, Pat Green, Robert Earl Keene, Reckless Kelly, Micky and the Motorcars, Bart Crow Band, Aaron Watson, Bleu Edmondson, Mike McClure Band, Hayes Carll, Kevin Fowler, Adam Hood, Charlie Robison, Bruce Robison, Jackson Taylor, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard, Waylor Jennings, Shooter Jennings, David Alan Coe, the Hank Family, George Strait, Garth Brooks, Keith Urban, Gary Allan..........and of course 80s music. Nearly all of it.

Movies:

I live to quote movies.

Zoolander, Dumb and Dumber, Anchorman, Wedding Singer, Wedding Crashers, Accepted, Talladega Nights, Elf, Old School, Van Wilder, Office Space, Just Friends, Waiting, Buying the Cow, The Whole Nine and Ten Yards, You Me and Dupree, the Big Bounce, Rushmore, Cable Guy, Bruce Almighty, Liar Liar....... and I'm sure you get the point. I like stuff that makes me laugh. There are non-comdies that I like too.. Shawkshank Redemption to name one.

Television:

Office, House, Boston Legal, King of Queens, According to Jim, Grey's Anatomy, Family Guy, the Simpsons, and the first few weeks of American Idol.

Books:

Shel Silverstein's "Where the Sidewalk Ends" and "the Giving Tree" and pretty much anything with Dr. Seuss.

Heroes:

Would definitely have to say my parents of 34 years.

My Blog

"Douchebags in the Mist" by Andrea Grimes

This is freaking long... but it is absolutely hilarious and accurate. Enjoy this bathroom reading material.   by Andrea Grimes $30,000 Millionaires: Douchebags in the Mist Venturing into the Dall...
Posted by Cartwright on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 10:07:00 PST

I'll be making an appearance on NBC's Dateline

Just posting to let everyone know that I'll be appearing on Dateline NBC's "To Catch A Predator" program a week from Saturday. I'm pretty excited about it, though a bit worried about how I'll be portr...
Posted by Cartwright on Tue, 01 May 2007 04:39:00 PST

Property for Sale!


Posted by Cartwright on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 06:35:00 PST