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About Me

I don't care to talk about myself much, it always seems arrogant to me. So a lot of what I may say about myself is some fun mixed in with the truth. I like to keep you curious. I am much more complex than I will probably ever let you know. If you set aside your preconcieved ideas about who I am, you may find out something you don't know about me. I am very much a private person who enjoys time alone as much as time with friends.If I had to describe myself I guess I would say that... I am very easy going, very laid back. I love to have fun and I enjoy making others laugh and smile. I like to hang around with good friends and just kickback. I try not to sweat the little stuff. There is a time for work and a time for play. Don't let one be the dominate force in your life. Work hard so that you can play hard! You control what you make out of life, so make the most of it! I am always very curious and interested in learning new things. I'm very passionate and serious about things I believe in and the loved ones in my life.

My Interests

I LIKE: (In no specific order)Beautiful Women Great Friends Cars Trucks Harleys Motorcross ATV Street Bikes Dirt Track Racing NASCAR Drag Racing Off-Road Truck Racing (CORR) The smell of Nitro The smell of burning rubber The smell of gear lube The sound of open exhaust The sound of tires squeeling The feeling of speed The feeling of dust and dirt stinging as it hits against my skin Coca-Cola BBQ and/or Grilled Food Cold Stone Creamery Ice Cream Cold Beer The Beach Fishing Camping

I'd like to meet:

I have been fortunate to have met a lot of great people so far in my life. I guess that I'd say that if I could go back in time, I'd like to meet with some of the early industrialists. There are so many interesting people during that time period.Ford Rockefeller DuPont Edison VanderbuiltThe woman who has that perfect balance of Naughty and Nice; Rebelious and Responsible. She is kind and caring, but cross her and she'll split your wig open. She stands up for what she believes in. She'll defend you even when your wrong, but trust me she WILL set you straight about it once your in private. She's not going to let you slide by,you are going to carry your weight of this relationship. Playing mother to you she won't, but she can be or is a great mom. She can tell if your trying to bullshit her before you even open your mouth. So don't even try it. Not unless you like sucking your food through a straw. Yes, she may be tough, but it is only your arms that she wants to hold her tight, your shoulder to cry on and your voice she want to hear wispering in her ear. For it is you and only you that she loves. So don't take her for granted!

Music:

I love just about all music. Regardless of its genre. I'm always looking for something new to listen to. I always have music on where ever I'm at.Blues Rock Alternative Heavy Metal Pop Lounge Electronica Ambient Jazz Rap R&B Country ClassicalThere are way too many artists for me make a list of. I'm sure I would have forgotten someone. When it comes to music, don't ever say no, you might just find out you do like something after all.

Movies:

My list of favorite movies would be too long to list by title and I'm sure it would leave out too many good movies that I have overlooked. My favorite genres would be:Action Mystery Sci-Fi Comedy Horror DocumentariesThere are so many rather obscure movies that I have seen. Feel free to always ask me if I have seen a particular movie or recommend a movie to me.

Television:

I try not to watch a lot of television but if and when I do it is usually one of the following shows or channels.The Riches Dirt CSI CSI-NY House Moonlight Most Haunted My Name is Earl Ghost Hunters Waking the Dead Wire in the Blood Frontline Nova History Detectives American Experience Rescue Me American Choppers Rides The First 48 Entourage George Lopez South Park The Simpsons NFL Football (Denver Broncos) NASCAR Racing WWE Sports Entertainment A&E Channel BBC America CNN Discovery Channel History Channel History International Channel PBS Science Channel TLC SPEED Channel

Books:

Mostly biographical or historical.

Heroes:

My family; especially my Father. THANK YOU DAD!!All of our Armed Forces men and women. Thank you does not say enough for everything you do and the sacrifices you make!To every Police, Fire and EMT worker, Thank you!Also any one who has the courage and the strength to fight for those who can't!

My Blog

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Posted by PANCHO on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 02:53:00 PST

Beer Troubleshooting

Posted by PANCHO on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 10:10:00 PST

Knock, Knock

A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock on the door. He opens the door and sees a snail sitting there on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there...
Posted by PANCHO on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 08:20:00 PST

Big Bad Wolf Needs His Privacy

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big bad wolf crouched down behind a log. " My, what big eyes you have, Mr.Wolf." The wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the roa...
Posted by PANCHO on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 08:13:00 PST

Supply Chain Problem

An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, 'You're in charge of sweeping.' To the Scotsman he...
Posted by PANCHO on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 08:05:00 PST

If They Got Married...

Celebritiy marriages that would have been interesting : If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono. If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali. If Bo Derek ...
Posted by PANCHO on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 07:58:00 PST

Ooops!!!

A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? B: It's a girl. She's my daughter. A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father. B: I'm no...
Posted by PANCHO on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 07:12:00 PST

Grocery Shopping

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she had selected the following items: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A half carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A small head of romaine lettuce, A 2...
Posted by PANCHO on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 07:07:00 PST

Sin of Lying

A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17." The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver...
Posted by PANCHO on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 07:00:00 PST

String Trick

..> 2 pieces of string walk into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve strings in here. Get lost." They leave, but once outside, one of them says, "I'll bet you 20 bucks I'll get back inside a...
Posted by PANCHO on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 06:56:00 PST