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About Me

I am currently employed (don't act so suprised). I don't exactly have a home right now but I'm not exactly homeless. I pretty much crash at friends houses. Most people think of me as the sexiest fat man in the Northwoods and maybe even the world, right behind Chris Farely and Jabba The Hut.I have what I like to call my five "M's" my Mountain Dew, my Marlboros, my music, my money, and my Metallica and I dont like them being fucked with. Almost everbody I've met has seen my ass and If you haven't, don't worry your time will come.I'm told that I'm an asshole, but I'll leave that up to you. I bitch about a lot of stuff no matter what it is and I think that half the people I know are two faced. I usually don't care if I hurt your feelings, because I prolly hate you anyways, but if I feel bad and realize what I did was wrong I'm quick to apologize.Everytime I get a zit that's too big I think it's a tumor, I'm a whiner and I have a potty mouth. I don't like to work because I'm lazy. My truck sucks, my car sucks, my current situation in life sucks but I'm starting to take steps in the right direction and I really am happy so leave me alone. But seriously I'm a pussy and most of the shit that I just said, I didn't mean.My dog gets more action then I do, I usually sleep til 3 in the afternoon. And my future plan is to win powerball and buy a house on a lake with all of my dream cars a room just for my dog, a pool filled with Jello, and live happily ever after with my wife, my girlfriend, my mistress, my maid, and my ho.THE ENDP.S. I masturbate.......a lot.

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My Interests

Movies, Music, Harleys, Dukes of Hazzard, Football, Easyriders, Cars, Cooler Ranch Doritoes, and MOUNTAIN DEW

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who likes to chill out and listen to music or whatever. People, that are easy to talk to and I can relate to on certain subjects.

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Music:

Metallica, Killswitch Engage, All That Remains, Shadows Fall, Hatebreed, Eminem, Pantera, Cypress Hill, Damageplan, D12, Soulfly, Trivium, Korn, Scars Of Tommorrow, The Haunted, Burn In Silence, Parkway Drive, Soil, Godsmack, Alice In Chains, Black Label Society, Superjoint Ritual, Ozzy, Down, Staind, Slayer, Devil Driver, Bloodsimple, Atreyu, Skies Torn Asunder, Chimaira, Throwdown, Lamb of God, As I Lay Dying, Shinedown, Sevendust, Seether, The Offspring, Sepultura, Mudvayne, Slipknot, Stone Sour, Unearth, In Flames, Bullet For My Valentine, One, Mushroomhead, Goatwhore, Bury Your Dead, Atumn Offering, Sworn EnemyKillswitch Engage - My Curse

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Movies:

Adam Sandler Movies, Marvel Movies, Kevin Smith Movies, Anything Chris Farely, American History X, Scarface, Scary Movie, Fight Club, Running Scared, The Shining, Seven, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Narc, Smokey and the Bandit, The Departed, Bad Boys, Blade, Rock Star, Independence Day, Batman, Pulp Fiction, American Pie, Super Troopers, Grandma's Boy, Final Destination, The Mummy, The Matrix, Sin City, Goodfellas, Predator, Tombstone, Saw, A Man Apart

Television:

Dukes of Hazzard, That 70's Show, Headbangers Ball, Viva la Bam, American Chopper, Uranium, Monster Garage,

Books:

Stephen King, Michael Crichton, R.L. Stine (yes I can read, I dont very often but books by these authors are the ones that I am most interested in).

Heroes:

James Hetfield, Bret Favre, Bruce Willis, Wolverine, Shatner, Jesse James, Reggie White, Michael Jordan, Chris Farely,

My Blog

R.I.P. To my Bronco

So yeah most of you prolly know by now that it's very possible that the Bronco is going to be laid to rest in the woods. For those who dont know, me, Travis , Nipples, and Corey all got this re...
Posted by Dick Ninja on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 01:06:00 PST