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hurricane rachel

there's nothing finah than having a vagina

About Me

best rapper alive

My Interests

whiskey, the surgery channel, traveling, sleeping, jager and red bull, red stripe, bass ale, camel 99s, wasting time, titty bars

I'd like to meet:

anybody with a car that wants to do cool shit

Music:

notorious BIG, les claypool, ODB, spooky halloween sounds, prayer for cleansing, ill bill, the dead, between the buried and me, charles bronson, ghostface killah, raekwon, necro, wu tang, tears for fears, merle haggard, the (original) misfits, a tribe called quest

Movies:

anything with charles bronson, old clint eastwood, kung fu, porn, zombie movies, and musicals.

Television:

yankees games, the surgery channel, cartoons, porn, and rescue 911.

Books:

medical dictionaries and pill identification books. bukowski, vonnegut, burroughs, on and on and on

Heroes:

harry jumanji, charles bronson, big baby jesus, and myself

My Blog

sistas drive cars, bitches wanna ride

so i work a lot and hang out with almost nobody lately, but it's way better than chillin with the kids i used to hang with.  i still can't save money, but whatever.  i'm counting on rion to ...
Posted by hurricane rachel on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 07:56:00 PST

plans

these days, there isn't a lot happening.  big plans, but they've been hard to put into action.  i really miss rion, a lot.  i can't get away from albany for more than a month at a time....
Posted by hurricane rachel on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 03:24:00 PST

eat shit

every last person that talks about me or believes the gossip can seriously fuck off.  i am sick of all of you, and i'm embarrassed to know you.  from now on, i am strictly working, saving mo...
Posted by hurricane rachel on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 01:48:00 PST

boquet of bullshit

a lot has changed since last year when i last really involved myself with myspace.. i'm finally working again, shitty minimum wage job that's got me up daily at 4am.  at least that way i don...
Posted by hurricane rachel on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 11:01:00 PST

the most important forgotten update

oh i forgot to tell you all that don't ever see me in person:   this summer i got a super sweet huge acid-inspired mohawk.  it was like a foot tall when i first had Ivan forge its beauty int...
Posted by hurricane rachel on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 08:16:00 PST

super cool updates

ok so i'm back at my parent's house from a bunch of madness in manhattan.  i miss it and i feel sad to be back.  i've been here since july so i guess i should be over it.  my car died.&...
Posted by hurricane rachel on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 05:21:00 PST

you are invited to a funeral

i'm trying to find an inmate penpal, preferably a killer, preferably a sociopath, preferably a felon on deathrow. then we can develop a deep romantic bond and become engaged. he and i will get marri...
Posted by hurricane rachel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

decision

scaring old women out of the taco bell parking lot will never get old EVER because six cylinders will take us farther than any president. the same promises that we forgot the last time, there's no...
Posted by hurricane rachel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the best thing ever would be

if jerry seinfeld grew a ponytail and i punched him in the face.
Posted by hurricane rachel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

things i think about every day

these things are all important if we're going to be/remain friends: -i hate U2 -i really like that beach boys song wouldn't it be nice -i like to sleep a lot but lately i can't sleep past dayligh...
Posted by hurricane rachel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST