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About Me

I was born in Amphipolis, Greece, and spent many full moons as an evil warlord. I eventually changed my ways, hoping to begin a life of redemption. At the beginning of my brand new life, I met a girl named Gabrielle. We travel together. She used to be kind of chubby but now she's hot. Sometimes we take baths together and talk about our feelings. Other times we pretend we're transferring water from fountains to each other's mouths, but really we're kissing. I beat up people a lot.

My Interests

being crucified on multiple occassions, pretending Eli isn't really Jesus, horses, fish, fishing, leather, chakram, disrupting time's linearity, cinnamon rolls especially ones on Gabrielle's head, using sex as a weapon, greek mythology, the greater good, swords, whips, weapons, fighting, feminism, lesbian, d/s, bdsm, bondage, camp, Xena: Warrior princess, xena, hot girls, fireside chats, baths, bitching about caeser, subtext, musicals, drama, fanvids, fandom, queering history, destroying the patriarchy, postmodernism, boots, flying kites

I'd like to meet:

1) evil warlords, so I can end their reign of terror. THEN THEY'LL WISH THEY HADN'T MET ME AT ALL.2) young girls to corrupt, especially when Gabrielle is being a bitch.3) my dead son... I really miss him.4) horse-lovers like myself.

Music:

my own beautiful voice. chanting. amazon yells. my theme song. Natalie Merchant's "Carnival."

Movies:

xena fanvids that myspace user nobunnies makes.

Television:

xena: warrior princess, the l word

Books:

Gabrielle's scrolls

Heroes:

1) My brother, who died in battle, and was the reason I decided to follow the path of the sword. 2) Gabrielle, who taught me how to reach down inside myself and do things I never thought I was capable of.

My Blog

xena takes another survey

1. What does your MySpace quote mean? "a land in turmoil cried out for a hero" -- it's in my intro. the world needs me, because, you know, it's in turmoil, and I'm a hero. 2. Elaborate on your defaul...
Posted by Xena: Warrior Princess on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 01:42:00 PST

gabrielle vs the greater good

anyone else annoyed at my inconsistency in chosing between the two? I mean, in "One against the army" I was all "I'm tired of paying for my past mistakes, you're the most important to me" but then in ...
Posted by Xena: Warrior Princess on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 08:42:00 PST

lesbian bed death

Gabrielle always just wants to cuddle. What should I do.
Posted by Xena: Warrior Princess on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 12:26:00 PST

a music video starring myself

nobunnies made a glorious music video showcasing my many skills, to the song The Darkness' "Get your hands off my woman motherfucker". It may be viewed here. Damn I'm hot....
Posted by Xena: Warrior Princess on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 08:29:00 PST

celebrating christmas a little late...

Thanks to the livejournal Xenite community for this little gem. ps -- I am trash-talking people on myspace, I'm in the mood to get my juices going for a good fight.......
Posted by Xena: Warrior Princess on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 08:05:00 PST

filling out my profile

First of all, why won't Mozilla work for updating my blog? If Mozilla were a warlord I would throw my chakram at it. Possibly we would fight on the shoulders of other people. I kid. Mozill...
Posted by Xena: Warrior Princess on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 06:49:00 PST

breakfast today

Gabrielle burned the fish. Again.
Posted by Xena: Warrior Princess on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 11:14:00 PST