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Kites. Magnets. The anthropological approach to recreational living within a civilization on the brink of total collapse. The Bells of Dawn. Never Never Land. Ancient cartography. The Smell-O-Scope. Thai food. Perpetual Motion Engines. Robot and/or Zombie hookers. Asshole Projection and other Telepathetic disciplines. The back of a beautiful woman's neck. Shiny thing go fast, explode. The alley behind the road less traveled. The Zen of Nitrous Oxide. The grand, pouty, French-Girl lips of life's unknown pleasures waiting, unkissed, for your arrival at the party. Mi-24's. Watching intellectual socio-economic migrations from satellite using the internet. Free Porn. What's he BUILDING in there?!
George W. Bush in drag; Prone and bound and ready for discipline. And since we're at it, the resurrected souls of Hunter S. Thompson and Allen Ginsburgh... Allan reads gently loving and supportive homoerotic verses as Hunter and I take turns beating an appology out of W. for his slaughterous shenanigans both here and abroad. He breaks quickly owing to a grand lack of character and inner strength, but H.S. and I refuse to relent in the beatings, and the tell-tale signs of bloodshed only spur us on into a greater frenzy of enforced repentance. Suddenly Mohatmus Ghandi appears, presumably through the same space/time hole that Hunter and Allan came through. "Jesus!" I shout, temporarily surprised, "I've gotta get that damn thing fixed!" Before we know it we're joined by the former martyr from Nazareth. He and Ghandi start in with some non-violent type rhetoric. Before I can retort Hunter's tongue lets fly: "We're busy, goddamnit. Go sell that shit to the Native Americans - thats how they were enslaved to begin with. India and Pakistan have nuclear weapons pointed at one another. The holy land is in a perpetual state of war between Jews, Christians and Muslims. What the fuck do you two know about peace?!""I was only going to suggest you give him a moment to recover before he passes out." Says Jesus Christ. "I've been through this before, remember?""Good point." Says Hunter, as he towels off while retrieving a vial of what is presumably cocaine from a satchel lying in the corner. "This ought to keep him with us for a while longer.""Good thinking" I say, snapping on a pair of blue latex gloves, "Lets get all Abu Graib on his redneck ass.""Oh boy!" Says Ginsbergh "I'm going to enjoy this!!"...
AlientMindControl Laboratories, Amaru/Raw Skillz, Aquasky, Atari Teenage Riot, A.W.O.L, Bad Brains, Bjork, David Bowie, Brahms, Chemical Brothers, Circle Jerks, Cocteau Twins, Count Basie, The Crystal Method, Cypress Hill, Dead Can Dance, DeBussey, The Doors, Echo & the Bunnymen (and I'm not sorry), Einstruzeinde Neubatten, Eno, The Eurhythmics, Liz Fair, Fatboy Slim, Foo Fighters, Michael Franti, Jimi Mutherfuckin' Hendrix, Hooverphonic, Interpol, Jane's Addiction, The Jesus and Mary Chain, The Killers, La Paz, The Marilyn Manson, Massive Attack, Medicine, Ministry, Moby, Mos' Def, Peter Murphy, My Bloody Valentine, NineInchNails, NoMeansNo, Sinead Oconnor, Olive, The Orb, The Pink Floyd, The Pixies, Portishead, Public Enemy, Queen, The Radar Brothers, Radiohead, The Sex Pistols, Shostokovich, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Ronnie Size, Soundtrack: Last Temptation of Christ, Soundtrack: Lost in Translation, Strauss, System of a Down, Tricky, U2, Underworld, Wagner, Wisefolk Malcontent, The Frank Zappa
Akira, Alice in Wonderland, Animal Farm, Apocalypse Now, Baraka, The Battle of Algiers, Bladerunner, Brazil, Children of Men, Dune, The City of Lost Children, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Ghost Dog, Ghost in the Shell, Kagemusha, Kill Bill (vol. I,II), The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Lost in Translation, The Matrix Trilogy, Michael Clayton, Ninja Scroll, The Nightmare before Christmas, Ran, Seven Samurai, Sin City, Sunshine, Tampopo, Team Amerika: World Police, Qoyaanisqatzi, Zotoichi
Antiques Roadkill, Futurama, Invader Zim, The Simpsons, Sex and the City (What!? I share a house with the woman. I can't help it if I get sucked into scantily-clad situation comedy once in a while!), The Sopranos, Twin Peaks, The Weather Channel
Almanac of the Dead, Alice in Wonderland, And the Ass Saw the Angel, Bukowski's "Women", Bushcraft, Century of Fire, Che Guevara Speaks, The C.I.A and the Cult of Intelligence, The Dhammapada, Rushdie's "Fury", The Diamond Age, Fire on the Mountain, God and the New Physics, The Great Gatsby, Hitchhikers guide to..., Holy Blood Holy Grail, Johnny Mnemonic, The Kama Sutra, Anything by Gabriel Garcia Marquez, The Monkeywrench Gang, Naked Lunch, John Nichol's "New Mexico Trilogy" (Majic Journey, Milagro Beanfield War, Nirvana Blues), Anything by Anais Nin, None But Ourselves, On the Road, A People's history of the United States, The Prophet, The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich (Thinkin' 'bout ya, dub!), Snowcrash, Steal this Book, Anything by Hunter S. Thompson, To Serve the Devil: The History of racism in America
Catherine and Gillian, Che Guevara, Shannon Follett, Genji, Aurora Snow, Malcom X, George Jackson, Subcommandante Marcos, Patti Hearst while she was robbing banks, The brave men and women who died on September 11th while defending freedom from Hillary Clinton and her Godless, lesbian, Commie, Baathist, Gun-Hating, Vegan-Eating, Negro Hoards...