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monster

About Me

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now. 

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I has some really marvelous acquaintances!
psycho

Classic Kibble

juicebox

wonder woman

buttercups


My Blog

komplexify(.com)

INSTRUCTIONS Read each of the following fifteen problems carefully. Answer all parts to each problem. Time limit: 4 hours. Begin immediately. 1. HISTORY Describe the history of the papacy from ...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jan 2012 23:36:00 GMT

Meow Mix

My love is neither young nor oldNot fiery hot nor frozen cold, but fresh and fair as springing briarBlooming the fruit of love's desireNot snowy white nor rosy redBut fair enough for shepard's bedAnd ...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Sep 2009 23:11:00 GMT

A Captivating Tribute to an Imaginative Mister

I told Mr. Brian Kunkle, "I'm bored." His suggestions were:1. Watch a movie while eating delicious desserts2. Take a relaxing bath3. Blog about being bored (i did it!)4. Get a Nerf-Gun and go on a sec...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Aug 2009 23:11:00 GMT

KNOWING YOUR RIGHTS is probably a good idea

Know Your Rights ON DEALING WITH POLICE...   YOU DO NOT HAVE TO TALK TO THE POLICE, FBI, DA, OR ANY OTHER GOVERNMENT AGENT OR INVESTIGATOR. Their j...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Oct 2008 00:59:00 GMT

Vodka

To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves adhesive To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the ca...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Aug 2008 23:36:00 GMT

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES 1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF. 2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF ...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 00:54:00 GMT

How to be a Successful Evil Overlord

How to be a Successful Evil Overlordby Peter Anspach Being an Evil Overlord seems to be a good career choice. It pays well, there are all sorts of perks and you can set your own hours. However every ...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 19:46:00 GMT

15 things to do in walmart

Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the r...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 15:11:00 GMT

10 words that aren’t in the dictionary, but should be.

AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks'trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes. CARPERPETUATION (kar'pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a str...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 15:09:00 GMT