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Fire and Air

your boyfriend's a fucking pussy

About Me

I'm so hip that I'm jealous of myself.
You're An Angry Drunk
Ever wake up with sore knuckles and a black eye? Thought so. What Kind of Drunk Are You?You Are 94% New Jersey!

Wow, you're totally Jersey. There's no doubt about it. Congratulations, and always be proud to be Jersey--it's a great thing to be!

How New Jersey Are You?

"You wanna know why you can't go in front first? I'll tell you why. because it signals a breakdown in the social order. Chaos. It reduces us to jungle law."Don't you ever, EVER compare me to Family Guy. Compare me to Family Guy again and so help me, I will kill you where you stand.

My Interests

Music. Leaving. Trey Parker. I like every Procol Harum tune. Do you want to know why you can't find a better man? It's because you like girls. My boyfriend's too cool for myspace, but not your boyfriend- your boyfriend's a fucking pussy. I also have a new puppy; he looks like spy vs. spy.

I'd like to meet:

deaf musicians."The gods granted her request. From her toes roots/sprout; the dirt rises to cover her/ feet; her legs of which she never had been/ ashamed grow thick and hard; bark like disease/ covers, becomes her skin; with terror she/ sees that she must/ submit, lose her body to an alien/ body not chosen, as the source of ecstasy is/ not chosen--/suddenly she is eager to submit: as the change/rises and her blood becomes/ sap, her long arms long branches, she cannot bear/ the waiting; she bends her face/ downward, plunging her face into the rising/tree, her tears new drops glistening everywhere on its surface:--/fixed, annealed within its body/ the story of Myrrha and Cinyras:--new/ body not alive not dead, story/ everywhere and nowhere:--/Aphrodisiac. Embalmer's oil. (Insistence of/ sex, faint insistent sweetness of the dead undead.)/ Sacred anointment oil: with wine an/ anodyne. Precious earth-/ fruit, gift fit for the birth and death of/prophets:--no sweet thing without/ the trace of what is bitter/ within its opposite:--/. . . MYRRH, sweet smelling/ bitter resin"

Music:

Pirate Songs and Sea Shanties. Primus sucks.

Movies:

The Bad Seed.

Television:

The Twilight Zone.Now Tweek, boxing is a man sport. There is nothing in the world more man than boxing. It is man at his most man.

Books:

The Sound and the Fury. Absalom, Absalom! Middlemarch. Franny and Zooey.

Heroes:

Kate McCahill.
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