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Matt Jones

Always remember that you're unique, just like everyone else...

About Me

I'm an actor/musician. Around 400 lbs, pasty white, except all the veins and stretch marks. I love food and things that you do that are associated with eating. Like chewing, swallowing, and breathing hard. Hoorah!

My Interests

amoeba records, audrey hepburn, ben kingsley, bill cosby, christopher guest, claremont, david cross, david sedaris, gary oldman, improv, boom chicago

I'd like to meet:

That guy from that episode of shark attacks. The one where they have video of him getting his leg chewed off and he watches it and cries.

Music:

rufus wainwright, le tigre, nick cave, the white stripes, radiohead, ben kweller, bjork, bright eyes, coldplay, elliott smith, death cab for cutie, hot hot heat, louie armstrong, the new pornographers, ray charles, sahara hot nights, bob dylan, neil young, the faint, antony and the johnsons, JOHN WILKES BOOBS, FAMOUS FAMOUS

Movies:

american pop, boogie nights, leon, magnolia, nightmare before christmas, rad, waiting for guffman, waynes world, y tu mama tambien, tommy boy, velvet goldmine, wet hot american summer, LOTR's, any shitty romantic comedy, I love movies good and bad and have probably spent a third of my life watching them.

Television:

Arrested Developement, six feet under, the family guy, little britain, I'm Alan Patridge, Sopranos, The Office (both), Deadwood, 30 Rock, LOST, Friday Night Lights, Extras, Southpark, The Wonder Years, and for some reason Las Vegas, Battlestar Galactica, theres too many shows to keep up with.

Books:

Goodnight Moon, Runaway Bunny, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, High Fidelity, The Power of Myth, Harry Potter, and The Golden Compass Series.

Heroes:

The TV show Heroes

My Blog

EASTER!

Today was Easter.The best one yet.Woke up LATE. I gave Monika a plant, (i don’t actually know what kind of flower it is but its opening). Walked around town with the best lady in the world (mo...
Posted by Matt Jones on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 05:35:00 PST

DEAR MONIKA...

Dear Monika,I have a couple things to say so sit back and relax your feet my lady...I love you so much. Everyday that we wake up next to one another makes me so excited for the future.Remember when we...
Posted by Matt Jones on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 04:30:00 PST