PMS |
Wow.
There's no stopping it. It never used to be like this.
One boob gets up to damn near a d cup while the other one stays a b.
I cry. A lot. One reason was cause my boyfriend gave the pancake I mad...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 00:34:00 GMT |
Pride |
So proud of the following things.
- I'm 1 and a half days into my budget (the strictest one I've ever had) and I haven't messed up yet.
- I can give myself a reverse french manicure that doesn't look ...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 02:10:00 GMT |
apartment mysteries |
what animal does the lady next door have that sounds like a seal and a baby had a baby?
is masturbating neighbor really masturbating?
why do i only see hot guy once a month?
what did i say t...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 00:55:00 GMT |
that picture |
i just changed that picture. here's that story.
the week of chicago improv festival, old and new boom actors were here and we had the best time ever.
i got to get drunk and check in with everybody. we...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 22:41:00 GMT |
dreamgirls |
I am a dreamgirls addict.
It is easily the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. Part of it is being a little black girl and dreaming for such a movie.
Part of it is the fact that every song with the e...
Posted by on Tue, 22 May 2007 21:37:00 GMT |
younger or older? |
what are we dating now, ladies? young guys or old guys?
is it true that old guys will spoil you? is it true that young guys will pay you more attention? is either a necessity?
i feel like i write...
Posted by on Mon, 07 May 2007 01:04:00 GMT |
i cried like a little bitch |
i was turning off the lights to go to bed when i saw it. it was the biggest bug i had ever seen.
it was in my house.
i immediately looked around for a bowl i could trap it under until help ...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 15:31:00 GMT |
i may have figured it out |
Problem: guys saying they like/want to date you and then never doing anything about it.
Epiphone: they're waitig for you to "make the next move" cause they're a bag of sissy. They figure, I've put it ...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 01:50:00 GMT |
the beginning |
something's gotta change.
i want to be able to do this show without panting at the end of every scene. without any aches of any kind. without wishing my voice was as agile as it used to be.
and i can...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 02:19:00 GMT |
correction, a 5 year old boy |
you know how sometimes in the upper right hand corner of your my space page, there's that lady who will say what you type?
that's hilarious.
i'm still laughing cause i made her say "maureen is a buttf...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 02:33:00 GMT |
