A Paper Bag

covering school books, jogging, holding things, shitty sports teams, ugly girls, Hanging out with bums on the subway, concealing things, giving paper cuts, Hyper Ventilating, popping really loud in an elememtary school cafeteria
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: A Paper Bag
Birthday: 7-4-1905
Birthplace: Recycling plant
Current Location: Grocery Store
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 1 foot
Right Handed or Left Handed: both
Your Heritage: half Tree and half Hemp
The Shoes You Wore Today: I dont wear shoes
Your Weakness: water
Your Fears: Ripping and getting wet
Your Perfect Pizza: frozen pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: have fun and live life
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I am a paper bag
Thoughts First Waking Up: I gotta get some things covered today
Your Best Physical Feature: my bend
Your Bedtime: whenever...I stay up pretty late partying mostly
Your Most Missed Memory: The forest
Pepsi or Coke: Colt 45
MacDonalds or Burger King: both...its all good
Single or Group Dates: I will go on both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: which ever is lighter
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocnilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee brandy
Do you Smoke: no way....well a little weed now and again
Do you Swear: yeah....I swear by my toughness
Do you Sing: no...people sing to me
Do you Shower Daily: No, Thats crazy!
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: I love college...I got it covered
Do you want to get Married: Nah
Do you belive in yourself: Most of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: more attractive then ugly people
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yea
Do you like Thunderstorms: No they get me soaked
Do you play an Instrument: yeah....
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: everyday I am around it
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: many
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah I am everywhere
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yes....
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: a few times
In the past month have you been Dumped: yeah I get dumped all the time
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No water please
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I am sure i have
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: lots of girls call me a tease
Ever been Beaten up: yeah countless times
Ever Shoplifted: yeah
How do you want to Die: High
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: the Best Paper Bag I can be
What country would you most like to Visit: Columbia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: doesnt matter
Height: taller then me
Weight: doesnt matter
Best Clothing Style: Me
Number of Drugs I have taken: 15,000
Number of CDs I own: a few
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: non
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1 not being able to hold heavy things

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