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About Me

I am aspiring to be something or other. I can't keep secrets. I try to act cool but I think it ends up a little more like smokin hot. If I had to pick one word to sum me up I'd say: "Melissa is a deeply rebellious soul trapped in a sweet and sour candy coating, happy in her safe shell of conformity and acceptance formed by the all maternal television system that drew her in with folk-y fraggle rythms and spit her out while her dry lips still formed a suckle towards the ever giving teat of battlestar galactica but, 'nay' cried the tube 'for it is nearly summer and I must rest after the season finale gush. But do not fret my sweet puppet, I am here for you in spirit and YouTube.' ...to be continued.

My Interests

Music, movies, acting, drinking, home videos, poker!!! (even though I suck), reading, dancing, playing, tv, bullshitting...etc

I'd like to meet:

Nathan Fillion

Music:

Cool Stuff. You probably haven't heard of any of them. They are waaay too underground. I saw them at a tiny venue. I loved them before the were cool. Now I'm over it.Oh and Journey. Lots and lots of Journey.

Movies:

The Life Aquatic, & all of Wes Anderson's things, Batman (all), Anchorman, Reqiuem for a Dream, Amelie, Monsters Inc & Finding Nemo, V for Vendetta, X-men, Sin City, Light It Up on weekend daytime television, I still like Good Will Hunting (and always will), Back To The Future, Total Recall, BRICK (I don't care who you are...you should see it.), and many more

Television:

There are so many good shows out right now! HEROS!!, House, Studio 60, The Office, Grey's Anatomy, My Name is Earl, Scrubs, Family Guy, Arested Development (sigh), The Daily Show, Boy Meets World re-runs, Buffy & Angel re-runs, Charmed, Futurama, Law & Order (all), Last Comic Standing, six feet under (netflix syle), firefly

Hosted at YourSpaceNow.com

Books:

Memiors of a Geisha, Laughing Wild (play), Lord of the Rings baby! (hehe and The Silmarillion), Perks of being a Wallflower, Anything Palinuk,

Heroes:

Joe Trippi, Phil Hellmuth, Sean Astin, Zooey & Emily Deschanel

My Blog

Identity

So my wallet was stolen yesterday. Those that have followed my bloging diligently (meaning... hm.. me.) you know my backpack was swept away by a complete stranger something like a month ago containin...
Posted by Melissa on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 12:28:00 PST

I'm LOST.

An excerpt from minutes taken during a meeting on "The Island":Date: Unknown- Somewhere in the second season... I think like disk 5.Melissa: Hello all, I know you are wondering why I called this meeti...
Posted by Melissa on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 08:03:00 PST

funny

this is funny: http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/film/trilogy.html
Posted by Melissa on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 12:56:00 PST

Hitchhikers

I just remembered one of the best moments of my life. It was when I first read the section in hitchhikers guide to the galaxy where he journals the entire exsistance of a sperm whale that improbably ...
Posted by Melissa on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 03:15:00 PST

My argumentative nature gets me in trouble again. I love James Gunn.

Ode to James: Your friend Nathan is hot. Recent James Gunn Blog:http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view& friendID=58119776&blogid=285637282&page=3My Comment & Subsequent Responses (I'm ...
Posted by Melissa on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 08:06:00 PST

nothing at all

Its disturbing how much my horoscope tells me to relax and enjoy myself. I think though its taking my capricorn personality into great consideration its completley ignoring my lazy side.On another no...
Posted by Melissa on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 01:19:00 PST

I make out with zach braff

Someone must have met me in the work enviornment and wrote this sketch. Its scary how much this is me. No, I'm not proud... just shocked. ...
Posted by Melissa on Mon, 21 May 2007 11:54:00 PST

New Goal

... to make enough money for joe to be a house boyfriend. That would be awesome.
Posted by Melissa on Tue, 15 May 2007 02:35:00 PST

Beersabers...3? A production note.

Hey all three of you who read this blog,I just wanted to you to know that Beersabers 3 is now officially in development. This is a stage that the other two beersabers were never subject to. Well, as...
Posted by Melissa on Mon, 14 May 2007 02:01:00 PST

Personal letters are for public display

Dear Backpack,I have to admit I am still a little stunned by your actions. Considering all we've been through I would think you would at least have the decency to say goodbye. Its like our daily wal...
Posted by Melissa on Thu, 10 May 2007 03:50:00 PST