PALMTREE

party iguana

About Me

yes. yes. oh, yes. wait, no. no. i don't care.

My Interests

harmonizing with the radio. lolcats. scotch. forever 21.

I'd like to meet:

can I un-meet people? is that possible?

Music:

all my life.

Movies:

you mean movies?

Television:

keeps me company.

Books:

pay my salary.

Heroes:

one time, while defending my honor, my friend matt claims he slammed a guy's head into a pool table.

My Blog

I need a centrifuge.

I need a machine to force me to tell the difference between what is good for me and what is bad for me, since I can't anymore. Gotta separate the wheat from the chaff. People really aren't...
Posted by PALMER on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 11:48:00 PST

Fistful of RABIES.

So it's about 2 am. I'm lying in bed, reading a book by the light of my bedside lamp. As I often do, I pause to rest my eyes, laying the book upon my chest. A minute goes by. I breathe. I sigh. I open...
Posted by PALMER on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST