My cat's name is Chairman Meow. That is all.
"We have buried the putrid corpse of Liberty!"
-Mussolini
“In Omnia Paratus!â€
-Life and Death Brigade
"Wu-tang is For the Children!"
-Ol' Dirty Bastard
"Cuchi! Cuchi! Cuchi!"
-Charo
"Travailleurs de tous les pays, amusez-vous!"
"Sous les pavés, la plage !"
"Je suis Marxiste, tendance Groucho!"
-May 1968, Paris
coffee, making fun of people whose family tree are stumps, helvetica, neighborhood bookmobiles, saying no to diggity, kickin' it to girls in the self help section of Barnes+Nobles, spelunkering, writing pretentious lists for online profiles, tainting the MySpace gene pool
Anyone willing to get busy in a Burger King bathroom. "I do not mean to pry, but you don't, by any chance, happen to have six fingers on your right hand?" If so then i'm looking for you.
Autechre, Joy Division/New Order, The Ex, Echo And the Bunnymen, Tom Waits, Jesus and Mary Chain, Johnny Cash Money, Nick Cave, Wire, Jem and the Holograms, Serge Gainsbourg, My Boody Valentine, Einsturzende Neubauten, Public Enemy, The Clash, The Fall, Sonic Youth, Rex Manning, Nico, Hep Alien, Gang of Four, Follow Them to the Edge of the Desert, Martika, Aphex Twin, Mouse On Mars, PJ Harvey, Bowie, The Carpenters, Mike Patton, Mr. Bungle, Def Jux, Kid Silver, Skinny Puppy, Coil, Throbbing Gristle, Rollerskate Skinny, DJ ASSault, Cocteau Twins, Lush, Kriss Kross, Does anyone actually read through these lists?, Pan Sonic, Black Heart Procession, Belle and Sebastian, Blonde Redhead, Fugazi, Monolake, Porter Ricks, BRMC, L'Trimm, Muslimgauze, Revolting Cocks, Plastikman, Co Flow, Anti-pop Consortium, The Smiths, Front 242, Grace Jones, Venetian Snares, Nitzer Ebb, EMF, Speedy J, Mogwai, Peggy Lee, Godflesh, Paul Anka, JJ Fad, Amon Tobin, Surgeon, Twilight Circus, TV on the Radio, Favourite Sons, Scorn, Velvet Underground, Lee Perry, Aesop Rock, Nancy Sinatra, Wu-Tang is for the children + other misc. wankery
The Fog of War, The Corporation, 24 Hour Party People, Clockwork Orange, DIG!, Mullholland Drive, Donnie Darko, Third Man, Brazil, Office Space, Heathers, Fargo, Princess Bride, Shaolin Soccer, Amelie, Rosemary's Baby, Faster Pussycat Kill Kill, Monty Python, Usual Suspects, Vampyros Lesbos, Don't you have anything better to do than to troll around reading inane lists?, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Nico Icon, Dolemite II: The Human Tornado, Silence of the Lambs, Good Burger, Chung King Express/Fallen Angels, Avenging Disco Godfather, PI,Corey Haim Feldman, Crouching Tiger, Kentucky Fried Movie, Foxy Brown, Willy Wonka, Goonies, Breakfast Club, Coen Bros. Rushmore, Devil's Playground, Happiness, Rashoman, Suicide Club, Battle Royale, Spice World, Songs From the Second Floor, Being John Malkovich, Down By Law, Stroszek(I recommend watching it with Iggy Pop's The Idiot playing as the musical accompaniment for full effect) etc. etc.
Gilmore Girls, Veronica Mars, Simpsons, Iron Chef, Good Eats, $40 a day with Rachel Ray, Ace of Cakes, Alias, Aeon Flux, the Tick, House, Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Prisoner, Firefly, C-SPAN, Bill Moyers, Countdown with Keith Olbermann, Animaniacs, Conan O'Brien, Letterman, Wallace & Gromit, Paradise Hotel, Picket Fences, Twin Peaks, Dateline NBC's: To Catch a Predator, True Stories of the Highway Patrol
propaganda and rhetoric, An Idiots Guide on How to Self Help for Dummies (the abridged version), the DSM-IV (try diagnosing your friends with it for kicks), The Nation, The Economist, No Logo by Naomi Klein, Great Unraveling by Paul Krugman, Ordinary Person's Guide To Empire by Arundhati Roy, Thomas Frank, Maureen Dowd, Greg Palast, Amy Goodman, I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence by Amy Sedaris, Stiff:The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers, White Noise, Notes from the Underground, Godel Escher Bach: an Eternal Braid, Catcher in the Rye, architecture books, Society of the Spectacle, Situationist literature, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Rip it up and Start Again, The US Army Survival Manual, A Joyful Guide to Lachrymology, HTML for Dummies, Yada yada yada...