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Ian

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

I refuse to put much effort into maintaining this. Other than that, I've heard few complaints.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A partial list: Noam Chomsky; the Mormon Tabernacle Chior (keep up the good works, fellas); that bartender who looked exactly like Rogue from the X-Men movies; the starting lineup for the 1987 Philadelphia '76ers (keep up the good works, fellas); Jimmy Cliff; Cheryl "Rainbeaux" Smith; Warren Ellis; the drummers from Spinal Tap (keep up the good works, fellas); the person (or persons) destined to be my Bez, or back-up singer/guy friday/personal drug dealer as needed; and maybe the rotting corpse of Buckminster Fuller. And, when I die, and go off to my final reward, I want to be welcomed to the next level by Charo. Coochie-Coochie.