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Jake

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I hate most things human, and love haircuts.

My Interests

surfing, ab sailing, basketball, turntables, toys (all kinds, video games transformers he man gijoe, so on so on... 29 year old kid is what I am) fishing, kung fu (southern mantis/southern burmeese tiger to be exact), cooking (trained in Mexican, Italian, and Japaneese) midgets, dwarves, anyone under 5'2", lazer tag, nerf wars, paintball, rock and roll

I'd like to meet:

Myself in another life, midgets of all sizes, all kiwis, The Eights, the pope, Micheal Jackson, Bruce Springsteen, whoever invented beer, Joan of Arc, anyone who has a job making marbles, whoever thought up ketamine,all jakes and anyone into canniblisim... width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

Old scene rock, anything from Dunedin, Eagles of Death Metal, Kyuss, Queens of the Stoned Age, Fu Manchu, The Subways, Wolfmother, The Koalas, Underground Hip Hop. and whatever else i download or bootleg

Movies:

Willow, Time Bandits, The Station Agent, Tiptoes, Austin Powers, Wizard of Oz, The Bride (with sting) Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Foul Play, Gullivers Travels anything with http://www.lepconnie.com/filmography.html in it.

Television:

I hate television but if i do watch it its usually sports

Books:

Comic Books and anything by Orson Scott Card 100 ways to cook a human by Bob Batchan

Heroes:

Each and every one of you

My Blog

my 30th

My blog sucks
Posted by Jake on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 04:58:00 PST

welcome

another antihippy?
Posted by Jake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

After eating the olsen twins

Thinking about famous people i would like to eat, Oprah would have to be next in line, not because she looks particularly tasty, but it would be good to know that every bite would be worth hundreds of...
Posted by Jake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bring back canniblisim

how come no one eats eachother anymore? Theres too many people on the planet anyways and i wouldnt mind tearing into a human thigh, or a good ribcage, probably taste alot like pork. If I could eat a...
Posted by Jake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST