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YORKATRON

and for my next trick...I will destroy myself

About Me

scream dracula scream! my friends, absinthe, momatron and doc derango, wakeboarding, wakeskating (wakeskating should be before wakeboarding but i love to type), being totally obnoxious and not ever looking back, predicting my evolvement and future of glamour, drugs, evil, gypsys, fortune telling, drinking, cars, shock rock, wearing to much makeup, being the last of a dying breed of superhumans, absinthe, stickers, the last surviving member of los valentinos, looking forward to wrecking myself, unnecessary risks, The Caper Club (me and mac), doing things that others dont approve of, im plauged with genius ideas, making up little clubs that will one day take over the world and forcing all my friends to join in. THE ROCK N ROLL CRAFT SHOW. girls (its a love hate kinda thing), shamelessly getting bloody knuckles to impress chicks, close calls, smoking marlboros, mixed martial arts at AMC, drinking and driving, absinthe again

My Interests

Filming, Romance, wakeskating, drinking, scare the fuck out ya friday, full moons, black cats, 13, voodoo, music, tough guy christmas, the number club (I am the only member), toys that make noise, death, dying, destruction, absinthe

I'd like to meet:

the alternate version of myself, robert rodriguez, girls that will say yorkatronic in bed, drug users, hustlers, fakes, people you cant predict, skunk ape, charlie manson, and indiana jones

Music:

Patton, korn, Elvis Aaron Presley, Puscifer, anything dark and depressing that would otherwise remind you of heroin, tomahawk, britney spears, Patton, evil techno, Manson, lovage, Melvins, the darkness, fantomas, H.I.M., minibosses, peeping tom, superjoint, lamb of god(sometimes), cursive, dylan, old non played out nirvana, 3 inches of blood, coheed and cambria, king diamond, prize fighter inferno, cursive, bright eyes, the faint, eagles of death metal, the minibosses, honky tonk in nashville, the 69 eyes, motley crew, poison, bad religion, green day, the offspring, beck, devildriver, dog fashion disco, diablo swing ochestra, chimera, pantago TX, dimmu borgir, down, faith no more, patton again, and again, and patton one more time, fear factory, george thorogood (for drinking purposes), lily allen, guns n roses (use your illusion), IRON MAIDEN, kings of leon, franz ferdinan, megadeth, mindless self indulgence, bungle, NIN before trent completly fucking blew it, prince, queens of the stoneage, the stones, sepultura, soulfly, slipknot, static X, strung out, thrice, type o negative, wesley willis, polka dot cadaver

Movies:

the royal tennenbaums, sin city, southland tales, dot the i, love me if you dare, fight club, death ride to osaka, boyz in the hood, lucky number slevin, donny darko, old detective movies, anything set in the 30's and 40's, starship troopers, the big lebowski, cocaine cowboys, ghostbusters, anything shot guerilla style, anything wes anderson, anything guy richie, anything tim burton, everything sam raimi, spiderman 1-3, lord of the rings, anything richard kelley, neon genesis evangellion, murdercycle, everything robert rodreguiez

Television:

THE ROCK N ROLL CRAFT SHOW. i dont have cable so i wait around till hbo shit comes out on dvd. i do heart courtv and cnn and reruns of quantum leap when im at mom and dads...and if i have to choose, Letterman rules late night!

Books:

brief history of time, graphic novels, how to succeed with women, love signs, chuck Palahniuk, love and death, books with lots of pictures, on jackie O and graffiti art.

Heroes:

Mike Patton, Phil, Tim Burton, Indiana Jones, Sam Raimi, Todd Occhio, people with lots of money, smokers that score really hot girlfriends,

My Blog

history of yorkatronic

so im writing this to prove i can hold a consistant thought in my head long enough to finish it. here fucking goes it... while my mom was pregnant her and my dad went to see indiana jones my mom ...
Posted by YORKATRON on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 09:21:00 PST

No2 gives a fuck about you.

so with the purchase of my new high tech nitrous cracker, after the loss of my first one (1996) to the x girlfriends glovebox, i figured it was time i really looked into what its like to get loopy on ...
Posted by YORKATRON on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 03:13:00 PST

just a thought

myspace is just like being in high school again you just dont have to wake up early. i consider it to be the post modern communication of the future! think about it
Posted by YORKATRON on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 04:35:00 PST

yorkatronic heartable lyrics 4 me vida

I dream of the winter in my heart turning to spring------HIMgrow your hair, as long as a hippies...but we’re not hippies, we’re slippies, like the manson family----superjoint ritualba...
Posted by YORKATRON on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 11:47:00 PST