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Loren

Carousel is a lie! THERE IS NO RENEWAL!

About Me

.. Who is Loren Skelly? Loren is a complex personality as are most of the small breed modern day renaissance millionaires.

My Interests

Snowboarding, Surfing, Wakeboarding, Shoe Shopping, Disco Dancing, Thrift Store shopping, Junk restoration, Collecting Roller Skates

I'd like to meet:

Primarily fake and shallow people. Generalizing people on their physical appearance is key.

Music:

Basement Jaxx, Wham!, Supermen Lovers, High and Mighty, Mr Bungle, Jacques Lu Cont, Thomas Bangalter, Massive Attack, Styles of Beyond, Scissor Sisters, Greenskeepers, The Presets.

Movies:

Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Raising Arizona, Brotherhood of the Wolf, UHF, The Pest, Snatch, Clueless, Dazed and Confused, Best in Show, Logan's Run, 2001.

Television:

Misfits of Science, Kids in the Hall, Three's Company, Red Dwarf, Space Ghost. I really gave up on Television after Saved by the Bell ended.

Books:

Haynes Jeep CJ manual '49 thru '86, 50 Facts About Robots

Heroes:

Zack Morris.

My Blog

Mid-Life Crisis

Yeah right suckers, My life is fucking perfect.
Posted by Loren on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dustin Diamond tonight!

That's right bitches, i'm gonna see Screech tonight. My first thought was to do my hair like my personal hero Zack Morris, but without the huge Motorola i'm not sure Dustin would get the joke. Oh well...
Posted by Loren on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST