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kristi bitchess...

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About Me

kRisTiNa MaRiE = BAD aCne, gReAsY mullet, Uni-BrOw, & a big lucious belly that men can't get enough of... JOKE UM so theres no much to me - i have BloNde haiR, haZel green EyEs, i'm about 5'7 maybe?, & i'm like 117 last time i weighed myself! eRRr...thats about it physically oh & io have man hands haha but okay i'm mainly croation, italin, and sicilian w. a little irish, swedish, & i don't know what else. i used to go to Lincoln College but now im going to be attending Joliet Junior College & then transfering to Columbia hopefully for Fashion Merchandise & business! i'm a really ouTgoing person & love to have fun plus i dont really care what people think of me @ all & i'm pretty straight forward so if i don't like you i'll probably tell you & please don't try to change my mind if i don't. -i LOVE mY fRieNds who are the BEST ever! - i don't know what i would do without them! AnywaYSs...*i also Myspace Layouts
You Are a Strawberry Daiquiri
You're a fun, playful drinker who loves to party.
You may get totally wasted, but you're always a happy drunk! What Mixed Drink Are You?

My Interests

everything...drinking/partying,going to the bar, being with my friends & boyfriend, internet, eatting, gIRLs night, watchin movies, tanning/laying out, swimming, vacation, shopping, i don't know basically just having a good time... Take the quiz:
Which Victoria's Secret Angel are you?

Gisele Bundchen
You are nice, trendy, and love to have fun!

I'd like to meet:

whoever?
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KRISTI
Kis forKind
Ris forRelaxed
Iis forIrresistible
Sis forStunning
Tis forTimeless
Iis forInsane
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: kriStiNa MaRie
Birthday: JulY 17th, 1987
Birthplace: JoLieT - St JoEs
Current Location: HoMer GLeN
Eye Color: HaZeL gReeeeN
Hair Color: bLoNde
Height: 5'7
Right Handed or Left Handed: RightY
Your Heritage: Polish, Irish, ItaiLin, CrOaTion, GeRMaN & thats it?
The Shoes You Wore Today: lOPhErS
Your Weakness: bEiNg LazY
Your Fears: dyiNG
Your Perfect Pizza: plan cheese pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: make $$money$$ & do good in schooL
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "haha"
Thoughts First Waking Up: snooooooze button
Your Best Physical Feature: i don't know?? my butt i guesS?
Your Bedtime: whenever i'm tiredd...ZzzZz...
Your Most Missed Memory: SoPh & JuniOr year w/ the girls...7upSS!! ew so gay!
Pepsi or Coke: PepPsi definatly
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king
Single or Group Dates: both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither i hate tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: yesss
Do you Swear: yesss
Do you Sing: when no one can hear me
Do you Shower Daily: every other day
Have you Been in Love: uhH huhhh...
Do you want to go to College: been there & tryin to Go BacKkk..
Do you want to get Married: duh someday
Do you belive in yourself: sure why not
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope nEver
Do you think you are Attractive: thatsss a gay question - i don't think i'm ugly
Are you a Health Freak: ew no
Do you get along with your Parents: KinDa?
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah sometimes
Do you play an Instrument: used to play VioLin haha
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes...
In the past month have you Smoked: yes...
In the past month have you been on Drugs: uhhhh
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nopee..
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nah i need to though
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i hate oreos ((discusting))
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: nO
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nooooooooo
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no & i won't ever again...don't go to cubs
Ever been Drunk: yes sir
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: noPE
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a criminal psychologist
What country would you most like to Visit: eygpt & brazil
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: greeennn or blue
Favourite Hair Color: BLonDe
Short or Long Hair: either way it looks hot
Height: 5'9-6'2
Weight: i don't know? not fat or too skinny so...175?
Best Clothing Style: preppy & kinda grungy?
Number of Drugs I have taken: no crack heads
Number of CDs I own: a good amount? it doesn't matter
Number of Piercings: 6 or 7
Number of Tattoos: 1 or 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing

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Which dysfunctional Barbie are you?
Gangsta Bitch Barbie
You're an aspiring rapper who stands by your homies. You won't hesitate to beat down anyone who gets in your way and your best friend is your Glock.

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Cool Slideshows BAH i love this picture...me, sar-nay nay, nen-uh, & mary-ski.

Music:

MusIC = basically everything- cartel, nervana, incubus, jessica & ashlee simpson, dave matthews, yellowcard, green day, some techno, carrie underwood, keith urban, shania twain,(OLdeR) fallout boy, counting crows, eagles, O.A.R., christina agulara?, umm...rap? i pretty much just like everything.

Your Deadly Sins


Envy: 80%
Lust: 80%
Sloth: 60%
Pride: 40%
Gluttony: 20%
Greed: 20%
Wrath: 20%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 49%
You will die a boring death. While dying, you will be jealous of those who die dramatic deaths. How Sinful Are You?

Movies:

MoViEs = pride & prejudice, cry baby, old school, the green mile, dirty love, euro-trip, van wilder, corky romano, buying the cow, dusk til dawn, bad girls, anchorman, mean girls, the notebook, the green mile, funny girl, breakfast @ tiffany's, westside story, silent hill, batman, teenage mutan ninja turtles, harry potter, the nightmare b4 christmas, drop dead gorgeous, stick it, bring it on, save the last dance, grease 1 & 2, troy, charlottes web, constantine, the craft, memoirs of a geisha & a lot more...

Television:

oprah, LaGuna BeaCh, ReAl WorLd, ExtreMe MakeoVer, trading spaces, cartoons, america's funniest home videos, basically MTV all the time or like E!...
You're Bikini Bettie, you love being warm and
cheery. Hanging out with your friends is
great because your so fun to be around!

Which Bettie Page Are You?
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Books:

i'm illiterate...

Heroes:

RiChaRd SiMMonS...he's amazing & mi madre

My Blog

coolness

yaaa i'm cool i figured out how to put pictures on here!! woo....so cool
Posted by kristi bitchess... on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 10:26:00 PST

ChiCaGiiii...

wooo in chicago visting sarah w. kt & i love<3 them ohhhh soo much!!
Posted by kristi bitchess... on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 09:25:00 PST

jeRRy agAiNNNnnn!!

okay so i'm going to jerry springer AGAIN w. hector, josh, & one more person but this time i hope i get to actually see a fight maybe? or even some naked fat women & men..YAaaa wooo okay thats...
Posted by kristi bitchess... on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 07:01:00 PST

yes OR no

0nly two rules-- and you MUST follow them.--1. You can only say YES or NO!--2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks!Taken a picture naked?--> noMade out with a ...
Posted by kristi bitchess... on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 06:47:00 PST

JERRY JERRY

ok so i'm going to jerry springer September 12th...yesssssssssssss i'm ganna creep on some trailor trash...
Posted by kristi bitchess... on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 01:59:00 PST