ThE FAsteR I livE The SlOWer LiFE GetS

About Me

So Yeah. I moved all the way across the country for the woman of my dreams. Her name is Kathleen. She is neat. She's a stand up comedian, check her myspace page. www.myspace.com/mcgeekster. Alberta is pretty. I like cake. If you like cake, like I love cake then add me as a friend and we can discuss cake...amongst other things. Wanna know somwthing just ask? I'm easy like K.D.
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My Interests

I'm interested in a lot of stuff. Mostly boobs and beer. I feel the fall of communism is my fault, I totally dropped the ball on that one, sorry guys.

I'd like to meet:

The Pope, Elvis, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Keith Moon, John Bonham...oh and of course Raffi. .That's right boys watch your girls around us musicians...WE ARE BETTER THAN YOU.

Music:

All. Playing the shit outta my drums, creating beautiful, sweaty dirty rock and fucking roll.

Movies:

Mostly Midget Porn. Fried Green Tomatoes. Pregnant Porn also.

Television:

Family Guy, Simpsons,Futurama,Midget Porn,Jerry Springer,Pregnant Porn as well. That's a call-back baby.

Books:

I really just like reading the back of the shampoo bottle while I'm taking a dump.

Heroes:

My Mom for the amazing sacrafice she made for others to have better lives.

My Blog

weird inside

I feel weird inside, inside my head. My thoughts, my dreams. I've almost taken on an alter ego. Its angry all the time. I hate him. I cant make him go away. Sometimes i can, but when i need him not to...
Posted by ThE FAsteR I livE The SlOWer LiFE GetS on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 05:20:00 PST

Life is funny eh

Isnt it? Sometimes things happen and you think what the fuck is wrong with me? why is this happening to me? But when you sit down an really think about it life is what you make it. Now that doesnt mea...
Posted by ThE FAsteR I livE The SlOWer LiFE GetS on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 01:22:00 PST

hey guess what

told ya so buddy....like when your gut says something, fucking believe it man....
Posted by ThE FAsteR I livE The SlOWer LiFE GetS on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 01:46:00 PST

Time For A Change

So frustration and aggravation has set. A wise man once said "aggrevated beyond belief" I would like to think that I am quite able to handle any situation thrown at me, but as I have come to realize ...
Posted by ThE FAsteR I livE The SlOWer LiFE GetS on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 08:59:00 PST

1 down 3 to go

I'm a snowball, and I am headed downhill. There is NO stoping me. I have passed the first of 4 classes. No stoping me now, I am more focused and motivated than ever before, I feel I have this edge now...
Posted by ThE FAsteR I livE The SlOWer LiFE GetS on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 09:21:00 PST

I’m high as a kite and I just might.....

I like bread.
Posted by ThE FAsteR I livE The SlOWer LiFE GetS on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 06:53:00 PST

Check it out

So I dont think anyone has noticed yet but my number 4 friend is my mom. If you are all wondering how this has happened, no they dont have MySpace in heaven...YET! LOL But I did start a myspace page t...
Posted by ThE FAsteR I livE The SlOWer LiFE GetS on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 05:22:00 PST

Wanna see a dead body???

I did, tonight on my ride home from Justin's at like 7. I couldnt tell if the person had fallen from the walking deck of the high level bridge or if they were a cyclist and was hit by a car on the str...
Posted by ThE FAsteR I livE The SlOWer LiFE GetS on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 07:27:00 PST

special day hee hee

going to the chapel and were.......... Talk to you all later. Mrs.Dube, man that has a crazy cool ring to it...
Posted by ThE FAsteR I livE The SlOWer LiFE GetS on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 08:14:00 PST

A-Rod SUCKS!!!

So here's the deal, me and my friend Chris had one of the most ridiculous conversations at work the oter day via e-mail. This conversation began with us discussing how much of an Asshole A-Rod i...
Posted by ThE FAsteR I livE The SlOWer LiFE GetS on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 05:11:00 PST