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Robyn

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy? - Albert Einstein

About Me


Hmm what to say about one's self....here are some random thoughts and information..
The name is ROBYN (as if that wasn't obvious enough).
Art=Passion. Escher, Dali, Warhol, Degas, Monet, Picasso, O'Keeffe, Van Gogh and the work of many others intrigue me.
It's all about the sex, drugs, & rock N roll....just a little less hardcore on the drug part..
I'm pretty awesome, meaning that I'm a laid back chick who lives a drama FREE life. YES, that is possible ppl.
I have some really wicked awesome talents. Perhaps if you're lucky enough, I can show you someday. I can do something only 1 in 12,000 can!! Total ownage!
I love social interaction. I was sometimes shy throughout school (for some of you that may be hard to believe), but thankfully now I'm a raging social chap! woohoo!
Humor, spontaneity, intelligence, goal oriented are just a few traits I admire.
For fun, I'm a total guy. Who doesn't like the xbox360? I have a mad passion for cars, too! American Muscle will always be one of my favs! I plan to have a badass car collection.
My sport of choice is beer pong!!! I'm pretty damn good. All the cool kids want me on their team....(note to self: never ever pour Golden Grain in the beer pong cups- drunken retardness)..
I have a thirst for business. I have decided I will work for myself and no other. I know what I want, and I will work damn hard to get it. There are several businesses I want to start. Having something I can call my own is very important to me.
I'm semi obsessed with porn. I love it. No shame here. I subscribe to Penthouse and Playboy. Do I think I'm cool because I watch porn? Hell yes I do! :P I'll be Queen of the pron empire someday.
I'm a condiments whore!! Ketchup is a MUST along with tabasco!!
I like those who are eccentric. Weird is fun and keeps me interested.
Thunderstorms relax and excite me.
I favor bright/hot make-up and funky hair.
Rude, egotistic shitheads piss me off.

My new obsession.





A few of my favorite quotes:


"What is a television apparatus to man, who has only to shut his eyes to see the most inaccessible regions of the seen and the never seen, who has only to imagine in order to pierce through walls and cause all the planetary Baghdads of his dreams to rise from the dust." ~Salvador Dali
"Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great ones make you feel that you too, can become great." ~Mark Twain
"To dream anything that you want to dream, that is the beauty of the human mind. To do anything that you want to do, that is the strength of the human will. To trust yourself, to test your limits, that is the courage to succeed." ~ Bernard Edmonds



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My Interests




My sexy self and my bf John!


video games/computer games
paintball
technology
music
reading
Chuck Taylors(converse)shoes
Ibanez guitars
CARS (No automatic !)
-muscle cars
-going to car shows & car auctions
street bikes
ATVs
art
-PHOTOGRAPHY
-PAINTING
-DRAWING
-digital design
-sunsets
-beach/ocean
-mountains
reading Playboy & looking at Penthouse
porn
T&A
LAUGHING 'TIL IT HURTS
dachshunds
food
-Mexican
-Chinese
-Italian
-Lucky Charms cereal
-reese's peanut butter cups
-slushies
all sports
cold showers
hot baths
hot tubs
working out
thrift stores
flea markets
vintage clothing
60s and 70s design
vodka
Victoria's Secret
the smell of men's cologne
big soft pillows
big comfy beds
big cities
make-up
-eyeliner
-mascara

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with a great sense of humor! Any open-minded individual who doesn't let the thoughts of others control their actions. Someone who doesn't try to impress others and is just REAL...fake people suck! I hate drama, so if you have a lot of it in your life and like to start sh*t with people don't bother. I'm looking to have a great time and just chill. I'm mostly interested in meeting locals. If you happen to be far far away and can deliver good conversation, then feel free to message me.

As far as meeting celebs, I wouldn't mind meeting the following: Jenny McCarthy, Jenna Jameson, Oprah, Howard Stern, Quentin Tarantino, Tabitha Stevens, Bill Gates, Bill Clinton, Stephen King, Johnny Depp, Jim Carrey, and hmm let's throw in another....Salvador Dali but unfortunately he is dead..


Meet Oscar- my kick ass dachshund!





Thanks for the laugh Buddy!
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."



Music:


Korn
Metallica
Incubus
Nirvana
Beastie Boys
Breaking Benjamin
Rage Against the Machine
Sevendust
40 Below Summer
A Perfect Circle
Tool
Linkin Park
Atomship
COLD
Finger Eleven
Deftones
Led Zepplin
AC/DC
Fear Factory
Stereomud
Shinedown
Smile Empty Soul
Spineshank
Daft Punk
NiN
Static-X
Lamb of God
Machine Head
Nada Surf
Weezer
Trapt
ICP
Guns N' Roses
Montly Crue
Poison
Crossfade
Nickelback
Marilyn Manson
Rob Zombie
FLAW
Bush
Foo Fighters
Vanilla Ice
Space Hogs
Better Than Ezra

Movies:

I'm not really into chick flicks.
Fight Club
The Matrix
May
Vanilla Sky
House of 1000 Corpses
Nypoleon Dynamite
Old School
Dumb and Dumber
Ace Ventura Pet Detective
White Chicks
Saw I and II
Gladiator
Edward Scissor Hands
Beetlejuice
Boogeyman
Pulp Fiction
Sin City
Blow
Mr. and Mrs. Smith
Kill Bill
Monty Python and The Holy Grail
The Butterfly Effect
A Beautiful Mind
Girl Interrupted
Green Mile
Wizard of OZ
Little Monsters
E.T.
Con Air
Face Off
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
White Castle
Old School
and old horror movies!


Television:

Howard Stern
Top Gear
SPEED Channel
Girls Next Door
That 70's Show
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Dr. 90210
Family Guy
Simpsons
Myth Busters
Most Extreme Elimination Challenge
CSI
SNL
Comedy Central
Discovery Channel
TLC
Surreal Life
George Lopez


Hef is PIMP.

Books:

I'll read just about anything. I like to read Playboy :), and I enjoy books by Stephen King. But most of all, I read the internet- there you will find everything you could possibly want to know-free information for all! Google is MY whore!

Heroes: