About Me

Hi I'm John, I like V*O*D*K*A, G*O*L*D*E*N G*R*A*I*N and fun, no boring people allowed.. A little crazy is very acceptable, but please PLEASE leave the damn drama at the door..it ruins amazing parties!.. lol, I love social interaction, parties, but what social-lite doesn't..
Crunk statement ..1 of the year "Whats the slogan for Pizza Hut?? Captain D's please!!!"
"dont forget to remind uncle nate about the chili"
I am a very ambitious person, my brother and I are slowly molding our buisness into a successful buisness!
I have a crazy, sexy, kewl, intelligent girlfriend. She is looking for some hot bi girls to hang out with, party with.. and perhaps make out with lol..Im into meeting new people to hang with and party with, so hit me up...!! :) maybe we can party and just fucking LIVE!!
"Never settle for less, as you will always be dissappointed." - John
"Holy jesus!! What are these goddamn animals!" Fear and loathing in Las Vegas-

My Interests

Buisness, music, partying, computers, games... and of course CARS

I'd like to meet:

The guys from the band Korn.. Warren Buffet...As well as any other krafty, kewl, intelligent person, that loves to drink and party hard..!!

Music:

Many many different bands, Korn, good ol Metallica, Incubus, Nirvana, Breaking Benji's, Rage against the machine, Sevendust, 40 Below Summer, Perfect Circle, Tool, Linkin park, Atomship, COLD, Finger Eleven, Deftones, Led Zepplin, AC/DC, Fear Factory, Stereomud, Shinedown, Smile Empy Soul, Spineshank, Daft Punk, NiN, Static-X, Lamb of God, Machine Head, Nada Surf, Weezer, Trapt...

For Rap Luda, 50 Cent, Lil Jon, Yin Yang Twins, Juvenile, Outkast..

Movies:

The matrix, Fight club, Vanilla Sky, Dumb and Dumber, House of 1000 Corpses, Old School, Saving Silverman, Saw, Kill Bill, NAPOLEON DYNAMITE and movies like these :) However I am open to other movies of almost any type..

Television:

Howard stern, surreal life, the apprentice, viva la bam. TLC, Discovery Channel and Other various stupid shit..

Books:

The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lives | I have been touched by His Noodly Appendage | Join the Pastafarians | Bring back the pirates! Add me as a friend fsmismyhero

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Heroes:

Korn!! My dad. Metallica, Ray Lyle, Premium vodka makers, weed growers of america.. haha MIKE JONES!!

My Blog

The black pepper isn't very black.. then again it isn't very pepper..

Emptiness.. what is it?? Its the state of containing nothing.. lack of content.. Apparently at the moment this could be described a part, or lack there of my being.. I felt the consuming-ness of this...
Posted by John on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 01:33:00 PST

What the hell?

I have suddenly found myself emerged in the water that is virgo.. what the hell is up with that shiat.. haha September, September, September... Is it an accident or is it supposed to happen.. I ...
Posted by John on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 12:02:00 PST

Merged Self Completion

Merged Self Completion Who knows we might find ourselves.. I am nothing without I am somthing about I am forever in debt I am morever in fret I need your touch I blew so much I had your time...
Posted by John on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 10:35:00 PST

Indulge, Experience...!

Feel life, indulge eat it up.. You may die next week, tomorrow, or the next second... Live like the person who found out they have terminal cancer.. Don't be afraid of things, the worst thing that cou...
Posted by John on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 09:54:00 PST