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About Me

when i turn 30 i will be taking over the family biz(my mother created the posted note, you know the little yellow paper with the sticky stuff) i also am the majority share holder in ocean spray products(68%) when i was 12 i won a nobell peace prize for my work in africa( i single handly took down 3 rebel forces) my idea for a new flavored pop corn(beer and cigarettes) was just picked up by orville redenbacher for $2,000,000 dollars, it should be on the shelfs by cristmas.

My Interests

MY MAIN INTERESTS IN LIFE is my FAMILY AND ART

I'd like to meet:

a man eating monkey, and some zombies.

Music:

mandroid, chilli peppers, del, aesop rock, slayer, old stones, ccr, jeff buckly, neil young, zepplin, the cars, misfits, david bowie, nin, jackson 5, dj shadow, al green, gwar, qweens of the stone age, modest mouse, sloan, flamming lips, spy island, the beatles, and pretty much thats it.

Movies:

star wars, falling down, 007, orgazmo, dumb and dumber, fear and lothing in las vegas, the big lebowski, the jerk, indiana jones, grease, all zombie movies, ice pirates, time bandits, et, happy gilmore, little nickey, anchor man, v for victory, full metal jacket, gone with the wind, the good the bad the ugly, death race 2000, ninja scroll.......

Television:

FUCK YOUR T.V.

Books:

to many to write down, but you should read, THIS PERFECT DAY by ira levin.

Heroes:

VLADIMUS URUNGUS

My Blog

my wrist is fucked, someone call the cops my wife is beating me

so on tuesday morning i awoke to my future wife beating me with a hammer! dont get alarmed she did not meen to, she has this disorder where she gets very mean in her sleep. most of the time its just a...
Posted by RED ARMY on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 09:53:00 PST

she said yes

on thursday july 6, i asked crystal to be my wife. and she said yes. we will be getting married next july at the grand in trenton. you should of seen how it all went down, she was shaking and trying n...
Posted by RED ARMY on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 06:11:00 PST

i love crystal

i love crystal... here are some reasons why. first, she is the woman i want to grow old with. second, she can cook up some mean ass dishes. third, she is real unlike the majority of you fucks. f...
Posted by RED ARMY on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 06:08:00 PST