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Evil J.

Got a Shot Gun and a bottle of Jack, going to Hell and I ain't coming back!!!

About Me


.. You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow. Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.

Captain Jack Sparrow


96%

Batman, the Dark Knight


88%

Indiana Jones


83%

Lara Croft


75%

Neo, the "One"


71%

William Wallace


63%

The Terminator


58%

El Zorro


58%

James Bond, Agent 007


58%

Maximus


58%

The Amazing Spider-Man


46%
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My Interests

Playing my Bass,My Bike,Art, Horror movies and music,wolves, the outdoors, books,beer, and Rock N Roll. yeah I'm lame.

I'd like to meet:

I generally like to meet people that aren't brainwashed robots...or dumb whores (my girl put that in).
In the meantime, I'd like to meet: Bruce Campbell (again), Emily Perkins, Danzig, Jello Biafra, Bela Lugosi, The Ramones, John Astin, and Dr. Seuss.

Music:

Mostly Rockabilly/psyho-billy, Deathrock, industrialand some Punk, The Misfits, Samhain, Danzig, Cult of the Psychic Fetus,Zakke Wylde's Black Label Society,AC/DC,ZZ-TOPP,American Werewolves, Deadbolt, The Cramps, Dead Elvi, Stray Cats, Memphis Morticians, The Damned, Oingo Boingo, Specimen, Turn Pale, Christian Death, Alien Sex Fiend, Skeletal Family, Sex Gang Children, Bauhaus, Virgin Prunes, 45 Grave, The Adicts, Fields of the Nephilim, Nosferatu, Sisters of Mercy, Corpus Delicti, Play Dead, Lords of the New Church, Joan Jett, The Ramones, Guitar Wolf, Rob Zombie , Rock City Morgue, Dead Kennedys, Guana Bats, Coffin Cats, Wednesday 13, Frankenstein Drag Queens, Satan's Pilgrims, Lost Straitjackets, KMFDM, Hate Dept., Buddy Holly, Billy Idol, The Cult, The Clash, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Motorhead, Elvis Presley, Johnny Cash,Frank Sinatra, wumpscut,accuman.

Movies:

Wild Zero, Blood Dolls,Army of Darkness, Evil Dead 2, Evil Dead, Bubba Hotep, Monster Squad,Dollman, Dollman vs. Demonic Toys,Puppet Master series, Transers series. Ginger Snaps 1, 2, and 3, They Live, Big Trouble in Little China, Escape from LA, Attack of the Killer Tomatos, Bad Taste, Dead Alive, Darkman, Bride of Frankenstein, Dracula, The Invisible Man, Metropolis, Carnival of Souls (the orginal), The Wolfman, King of the Zombies, Nosferatu (Max Schereck), Return of Swamp Thing, John Carpender's Vampires, White Zombie, House of 1000 Corpses, Godzilla movies, Warlock, Puppet Master, A Clockwork Orange, Night of the Living Dead, Better Off Dead, Mad Monster Party, most of Vincent Price's movies, Last Man on Earth, George Romero's Zombie flicks, Van Helsing, Brotherhood of the Wolf, Della Morte Della More, Demon Knight, Underworld, Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, Alice in Wonderland, Big Money Hustlers

Television:

Fire Fly(Serenity),Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Werewolf, Gravedale High, The Tick, Freakazoid!, Twilight Zone, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, The Munsters, The Addams Family, ALF, Robot Chicken, Tales From the Darkside, Friday the 13th the series, Farscape, The Young Ones, Robotech, Voltron, Hercules, Ghoul-a-go-go,A-team,Space Invader Zim,

Books:

How The Grinch Stole Christmas by Dr. Seuss, Necrosope by Brian Lumley, Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman, The Hogfather by Terry Pratchett, Any Edgar Allan Poe, If Chins Could Talk & Make Love The Bruce Campbell Way by Bruce Campbell, and The Three Musketeers by Alexander Dumas.As far as comics go, I like Evil Ernie, Poison Elves (the Drew Hayes stuff!), Tank Girl, and Johnny The Homicidal Maniac.

Heroes:

DOYLE, Danzig, Bruce Campbell, Evil Ernie, Jerry Only, Robin Hood, John Astin, Grampa Munster, Guitar Wolf, Elvira, Ed Wood, Tim Burton, Spike, Rob Zombie, Emily Perkins, Beowulf, Jason and the Argonauts, George Noory, Art Bell, Boris Karloff and Bela Lugosi. Jet lee