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Dan

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About Me

Someday I'd like to be described in an article as someone's "longtime sidekick."

My Interests

Music & Anger. Swearing a lot. Reading a lot and retaining the most useless factoids imaginable. Politics, but not politicians. History. I'd rather watch a documentary about a sporting event than the actual event itself. Buying some of the cheesiest music imaginable from the iTunes store. Sentence fragments. Occasionally I enjoy brooding like Hamlet, but without all the killing that would really make it truly enjoyable.

I'd like to meet:

"The earliest citation of the word 'cunt' in the Oxford English Dictionary is a reference to the London street name 'Gropecunt Lane' dated to about 1230." -Wikipedia

Music:

Too many to list. Everything except bad country. If the singer doesn't sound like a pig-fucking inbred, I can find an example of something I like in just about any genre. I LOVES me some Baroque Era.

Movies:

I'm a bit out of touch with what's out right now, but in general- Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Matrix, Kill Bill, any Kubrick, any Michael Moore, and a variety of art/indie/pretentious sub-titled stuff.

Television:

TV is shit.

Books:

Ayn Rand, Isaac Asimov, Arthur C. Clarke, Neal Stephenson, Neil Gaimen, Robert Sawyer, Bob Woodward, Kurt Vonnegut, Michael Moore, any political, history, or sci-fi.

Heroes:

Otis

My Blog

I Know, I Know

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Posted by Dan on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 06:48:00 PST

Words

Not so much lately. Subject? Verb? Eh.I'm fine. How are you?...
Posted by Dan on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:06:00 PST

Saturday

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Posted by Dan on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 12:49:00 PST

Base 10

I came to Los Angeles in March 1998 with the burning desire to become a jaded, miserable starfucker with no individual identity whatsoever. Sadly, I failed.While I wanted to write a lengthy piece abo...
Posted by Dan on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 08:38:00 PST

Breakfast

In 2002, "breakfast" would have consisted of 3 Winston Lights.Today, I had granola with almond milk.Logical Conclusion: Aging turns you into a hippie douche.
Posted by Dan on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 09:16:00 PST

Catch-Up

Hola, Cunts!I've been quite the Douchey McWorkface lately.Here's a few tidbits-New MusicDo you like Rs? And K's? And buying vowels? Then check out Rurik. I recorded and mixed a few songs with the...
Posted by Dan on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 12:38:00 PST

brb

Working, brb....
Posted by Dan on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 09:25:00 PST

I Win At Boyfriending

I got engizzaged.Also? My niece and nephew are still motherfucking AWESOME!More later, including why I bought a Blackberry Curve instead of an iPhone.Woot....
Posted by Dan on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 08:22:00 PST

Niece + Nephew = Awesome

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Posted by Dan on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 11:51:00 PST

w00t

Nearly 2 years ago, I posted this entry on my front page-1.16.06 MFDC has declared 2006 to be "The Year Of 'Woot.'"And now?Websters has awarded the word "w00t" their award for Word of the Year.I am so...
Posted by Dan on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 08:26:00 PST