Stop Reading If You Don't Want A Broken Heart |
I figured I'd dust off this stale, musty blog here in the hope that it would reach at least one of the few of you who still check in here, and that it might compel you to help.I work with a copywriter...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Apr 2009 09:24:00 GMT |
I'm Back, Bitches! |
I've been struggling for the longest time about how to put together the "Wedding Blog." Should I do it as a series? For example, should I start with my Bachelorette Party, a mere 4 days prior to my ...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jan 2009 12:28:00 GMT |
If You Were A Fly On Our Wall |
Him: This?Me: NoHim: This?Me: NoHim: This?Me: No...Me: This?Him: Um... gee... uhhh... nah.Me: Fine, this?Him: I've never heard of this song.Me: HOW HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD "IT TAKES TWO" BY ROB BASE?!Him...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 13:00:00 GMT |
Oh, Life. |
Lots of balls in the air right now, kids, and I'm feeling generous, so if you want to make jokes about some of those balls flying at my face in the comments section, I'll tolerate it.Less than two mon...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 18:08:00 GMT |
Almost There! |
Today, MFDC and I applied for our Marriage License. Our good friend,Mrs. Berman, strongly recommended that we submit our application online, which I did the other day. Then, MFDC and I decided we woul...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 15:15:00 GMT |
No Complaints |
1.) I would like to simultaneously extol the virtues and warn against the perils of Absolut Pear.2.) I had a confession to make this morning, but I forgot it. Dammit!3.) I'm getting married in 75 days...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 17:16:00 GMT |
Life Shrinks Or Expands In Proportion To One’s Courage* |
Or, in my case, waistlines shrink or expand in proportion to the food one shoves down one's gullet blah blah blah. Yeah, so I lost the 9 pounds and then MFDC and I went on a food binge that I can only...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 13:29:00 GMT |
Allow Me To Explain Myself |
The Dress. It will be here any day now. Actually, I expected it to be here already, but there was a "new way" of measuring length required by the dressmaker that necessitated two trips back to the bri...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 14:13:00 GMT |
3 - 3 - 3 - 30 - 3 - 1 |
3!The number of MONTHS 3! The number of WEEKS3!The number of DAYS - left until we get married. 30!The number of POUNDS I want to lose before the wedding 3!The number of PHASES in the South Beach Di...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 12:29:00 GMT |
Four Months! FOUR MONTHS TO THE DAY! |
Hi. Yes, yes. I'm still alive. Still here. Still crazy. Still rollin' with Dre.TwerpsWorld has been in upheaval, my pretties. But it's all good upheaval. Well, most of it's good. I fully intend to upd...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 17:35:00 GMT |
